“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

Good morning 🫡

Anyone an expert in coffee futures and prices, that could comment on the impact of a 25 PCT tariff on Columbia on the price of coffee for American consumers ?

Excellent post

friendly reminder that trump's mother was an IMMIGRANT and had not become naturalized in the US until 1942. meaning that 2-3 of his older siblings would not classify as american citizens per his explicit rules, had the rules existed at their birth (the order isn't retroactive, thank god) but still

i love when food guidance for pets is stricter than for humans. if you search whether cats can eat sushi, some people say no bc the cat might get parasites. as if I ought not share my lunch, that I am eating, because it's too low quality for the animal that voluntarily drinks my toilet bowl water

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

this country isn't real bro what do you mean our president has established his own MEME COIN

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art