ever since i was a little girl i've known that i want to spend my life clicking "forgot password" and entering single-use six-digit codes

[you are here, crying in the shower before work]

Trump Orders Treasury To Stop Minting Pennies
theonion.com/trump-o...

it feels like TikTok got bitten by a zombie and is hiding the bite

Melania looks dressed for a funeral, which in a sense, this is.

I just want the next 4 years to go by so fast.

Feeling sad and a bit scared tonight. Been able to keep a pretty even keel lately by focusing on the things I can control and the ways I can be of use, but it's hitting me right now. I really don't want tomorrow to come.

They literally banned TikTok before Red Delicious apples

May I offer you a teeny tiny toad in these trying times?

(American Toadlet) #herps 🌿

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha