Regular Sized Kevin
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i was told the good guys with guns would save us. why aren't the good guys with guns saving us? the good guys with guns, where are they? oh. right. there are no good guys with guns.
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i was told the good guys with guns would save us. why aren't the good guys with guns saving us? the good guys with guns, where are they? oh. right. there are no good guys with guns.
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Fritz Lang's Metropolis was released 99 years ago today!
And the story took place in... 2026 😁
And since it's never too late to (re)discover one of the first sci-fi classics...
And the story took place in... 2026 😁
And since it's never too late to (re)discover one of the first sci-fi classics...
Metropolis | 1927 | VOSTFR, Muet | Science-fiction
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January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Fritz Lang's Metropolis was released 99 years ago today!
And the story took place in... 2026 😁
And since it's never too late to (re)discover one of the first sci-fi classics...
And the story took place in... 2026 😁
And since it's never too late to (re)discover one of the first sci-fi classics...
i can't believe filming people trying to kidnap people is a death sentence now.
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i can't believe filming people trying to kidnap people is a death sentence now.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
apparently the us navy is now pirates.
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
apparently the us navy is now pirates.
if i'm someone in congress, i'm having press conferences daily hammering home how illegal and wrong everything that's going on is. i'm buying ad space everywhere i can. i'm putting notices in the papers. i'm flying a plane with a banner and putting up billboards. but that's just me i guess.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
if i'm someone in congress, i'm having press conferences daily hammering home how illegal and wrong everything that's going on is. i'm buying ad space everywhere i can. i'm putting notices in the papers. i'm flying a plane with a banner and putting up billboards. but that's just me i guess.
i feel like i'm living in groundhog day except i know i'll only die once if i take a bath with a toaster.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
i feel like i'm living in groundhog day except i know i'll only die once if i take a bath with a toaster.
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
can't afford groceries or access to health care but look, ma! a war!
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
can't afford groceries or access to health care but look, ma! a war!
welp. there goes 2026, right into the garbage. thanks, maga.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 AM
welp. there goes 2026, right into the garbage. thanks, maga.
let 2026 be the year of living, laughing, loving, and grilling rich folks over an open fire so all may be fed.
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
let 2026 be the year of living, laughing, loving, and grilling rich folks over an open fire so all may be fed.
just occurred to me last night that i never hear anyone from maga say anything positive about this country. not that they should be gushing and lying about how good america is but all i hear is doom and gloom. aren't they tired of being scared and angry yet? i would be.
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
just occurred to me last night that i never hear anyone from maga say anything positive about this country. not that they should be gushing and lying about how good america is but all i hear is doom and gloom. aren't they tired of being scared and angry yet? i would be.
so lemme get this straight. the same people who want metal detectors and police and locked school doors are now shrieking because day cares have locked doors?
the death of the universe can't come soon enough.
the death of the universe can't come soon enough.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
so lemme get this straight. the same people who want metal detectors and police and locked school doors are now shrieking because day cares have locked doors?
the death of the universe can't come soon enough.
the death of the universe can't come soon enough.
what the lil 90s/00s child me thought ai would be: science! medical! data!
boy was i horrifically wrong.
boy was i horrifically wrong.
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
what the lil 90s/00s child me thought ai would be: science! medical! data!
boy was i horrifically wrong.
boy was i horrifically wrong.
there is no affordability crisis the same way there is no war in ba sing se
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
there is no affordability crisis the same way there is no war in ba sing se
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"your trauma made you stronger". no, my trauma made me traumatized. it made me weak, it gave me memory loss, and it gave me feelings i've never wanted. i made myself stronger by dragging myself out of a dark place and dealing with consequences that weren’t my fault.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"your trauma made you stronger". no, my trauma made me traumatized. it made me weak, it gave me memory loss, and it gave me feelings i've never wanted. i made myself stronger by dragging myself out of a dark place and dealing with consequences that weren’t my fault.
can't afford groceries or access to healthcare but we're going back to the moon.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
can't afford groceries or access to healthcare but we're going back to the moon.
too bad i can't get pardoned from my student loan debt
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
too bad i can't get pardoned from my student loan debt
lacy tablecloth in progress from a nice vintage pattern.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
lacy tablecloth in progress from a nice vintage pattern.
maybe one day in my lifetime, we won't be at war.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
maybe one day in my lifetime, we won't be at war.
wtf is cloudflare and why do none of the sites i visit use it
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
wtf is cloudflare and why do none of the sites i visit use it
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
and so lucy gets to pull the football away from charlie brown again.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
and so lucy gets to pull the football away from charlie brown again.