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githyanki u.x.o.
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not hijinks, not low jinks, just regular jinks ★ queer & enby & jewish ★ thirtysomething history student ★ crossword & word puzzle nerd ★ boston outpost in kentucky

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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
blursed, tbh. this is really well done and i'm here for it
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i have written multiple papers on the subject of leavening and i was still today years old when i discovered baker's ammonia was originally derived from deer antlers
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i learned about this a while back and it's been rotting in my brain ever since. such a disservice to kids. it's not that they don't like reading on its own merits; it's that the way they were taught to read makes the cognitive load way higher than it ever needed to be
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
this has incredible "sending angry emails from my toilet" energy
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
the boss saying "our employees were mean to me, the smol bean head of human resources" is unfortunately a tale as old as time, and i hope condé nast eats shit for it
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i'm not a primitivist by any stretch, but a part of me does yearn for the simplicity of a world where you could win a genre-defining argument by plucking a chicken
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"I wish him the best in private life and may tonight be the last time I utter his name" is both unassailable tact and an absolute thrashing for a man with a Tantalus-grade thirst for attention
I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
no shot. alan dershowitz is as much or more of a coward than john mcafee was, who died having never kept his promise to eat his own dick on live tv
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i know no one cares about the cincinnati mayoral election given everything else going on, but i need y'all to see the guy who ran on being j.d. vance's half-brother getting absolutely fucking smoked
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i'm genuinely a little concerned about your lack of reading comprehension
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
you're not a journalist, you're a cut-rate podcaster whose best service to the world would be finding another career
My job is to ask questions — not to take sides. Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh ended our interview when I asked about her indictment over an ICE protest.

Watch the interview in full: youtu.be/SirEi-h0_5Y?...
Kat Abughazaleh Walks Out of My Interview After I Ask About Her Indictment
YouTube video by Tara Palmeri
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
No the fuck there isn't. "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice" is clear as fucking daylight in both form and intent. Even hardline originalists would dismiss it; this is an unhinged textualist pretzel that doesn't deserve a single ounce of water carried for it
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
Trump 2028
There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles
econ.st
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
top notch journalism here

also "i strongly suggest dropping this story" seems like the worst thing you could possibly say to an investigative journalist. even the most casual observer would smell blood in the water
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i don't think graham platner is a secret Nazi.

i do think his response to folks discovering that he got a Totenkopf tattoo and lied about it suggests he would demand we gloss over things that should rightly demand accountability.

i don't think that sort of person should be leading anything
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
true! public transit also teaches you that some things are just none of your business
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
it's shaped like a sitcom but the contents are completely wrong. it's like someone handing you a wax fruit and insisting you eat it, then getting frothing mad when you take a bite and tell them it's not even that it's bad, it's not food at all
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
in a society with a functioning moral compass, saying disgusting racist shit like this would immediately implode any current or future campaign for public office
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i absorb the terrible shit in the world and try to ameliorate it in small ways as best i can, but that also demands clinging to the small, silly nice things i've got going
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i know there's a bunch of terrible shit in the world right now, but i got the meta-achievement for the current world of warcraft raid. the mount for it is kinda cool and the guild i've been tagging along with is a bunch of nice people
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
oh they're SCRAPING scraping
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
even absent the more obvious bullshit from this paragraph, who in their right mind would go to journalism school and then get caught saying "opinion-editorial"
love my readers
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM