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Doctor of Rocket Surgery
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Views are my own, I’m not sure anyone else would want them. If you suspect sartalics, you're probably right.
How’s the Christmas shopping going lads?
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Agree. Look at the carnage two caused. And the bad guy with a gun was stopped by a good guy without a gun, so…
Could all the American influencers pushing in tandem for more guns in Australian just Fuck. The. Hell. Off. Thank you.
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What’s Bruce going to do now he’s running out of places to retrieve his hat?
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Caterers have cancelled the pie order for Monday and Tuesday

#ashes #ausvseng
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Having just spent two weeks travelling through Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah, and Arizona I was surprised but then not to have only seen two MAGA hats and one Trump flag.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Tryna understand how this will drive down domestic prices when according to Trump tariffs are paid by the exporting country?

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Trump reverses course on beef tariff as pressure builds over cost of living
Hundreds of food products, including beef and oranges, are now exempted from US trade tariffs, according to an executive order signed by President Donald Trump on Friday.
www.abc.net.au
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Coupla locals popped in for coffee
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you can read this article you’re over-qualified
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
She she won’t take the cyberurinal either
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
He’s got a bright future ahead of him.
I just watched Paul McCartney play 2.5 hours of time capsule-worthy classics. My verdict is that he’s the greatest songwriter in the history of rock n roll.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Convince me this isn’t the 4 urinals motel
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Convince me this isn’t the 4 urinals motel.
October 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Elon’s new cyberloo is something else.
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When you’ve got to stop to allow a herd of bison to cross the road you may as well get out and take a photo.

Also saw a grizzly bear and two wolves today (there’s about 150 and 100 respectively in the park).

This place is amazing. #Yellowstone
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Busy morning dodging elk.
October 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Panadol Osteo comes with a free spinal manipulation that fixes the autisms
Hearing Panadol extra comes with ADHD.
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“With pizzazz,
Jessica”

Show me a more cringeworthy, vomit-inducing email sign-off than the one I just received.
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yeah nah Haleon - if people have infectious diseases like colds and flu, you shouldn’t be encouraging them to take a Panadol so they can go out for brunch and spread it to others.
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@dontattempt.bsky.social we need a word to describe continuing to type out a word with typoes in the hope autocorrect will do its thing.

And one when it doesn’t. I nominate “deadcruce” for the latter, as that’s what I typed for “describe” above.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
20 year wedding anniversary today. As my loving wife says, it’s a long time to resist smothering someone with a pillow.
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If there are an unknown number of sleeper cells why has Trump defunded the FBI’s counterterrorism arm?
They’re preemptively trying to blame Biden for any attacks on Americans that result from Trump’s war. Absolutely desperate.
June 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Thinking about opening a cosmetic dental clinic so I can call it “Braces For Impact”
June 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey God, remember that thing called “smite”?
He illegally started a war and nothing will happen because everyone in Congress is a spineless coward.
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
He took out travel insurance didn’t he? What’s that, he didn’t? Oh, that $200 could’ve saved him $130,000. Remember you don’t buy travel insurance because you know you’ll need it, you have it in case you need it. You can budget $200 easier than $130,000

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06...?
Australian man stranded in Japan as stroke leaves him with $130K bill
Tom Zdanius suffered a stroke in Japan last month and has been lying in bed, racking up medical bills of about $5,000 a day ever since.
www.abc.net.au
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The one trick cocaine drug dogs don’t want you to know
When a drug-sniffing dog retires they should let the dog finally take drugs
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM