Doctor of Rocket Surgery
@red-cordial.bsky.social
Views are my own, I’m not sure anyone else would want them. If you suspect sartalics, you're probably right.
Opens the door for rum and raisin. Terrys chocolate orange. Banana lollies.
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Opens the door for rum and raisin. Terrys chocolate orange. Banana lollies.
Cherry Ripe counts?
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cherry Ripe counts?
Don’t put it off too long, best to get onto it before it gets too late. The servos will only have so many boxes of Roses tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Don’t put it off too long, best to get onto it before it gets too late. The servos will only have so many boxes of Roses tomorrow.
Was it the ugly jumper that gave him the hint?
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Was it the ugly jumper that gave him the hint?
We knew, and we voted no.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We knew, and we voted no.
For rump steak you say?
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
For rump steak you say?
Dude, we grew up driving Grandad’s 1964 series II Land Rover, the Hilux won’t be a challenge.
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dude, we grew up driving Grandad’s 1964 series II Land Rover, the Hilux won’t be a challenge.
More like “…is rockin’, my Zimmer frame wheels need a service”
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
More like “…is rockin’, my Zimmer frame wheels need a service”
And at most, the heaviest armoury we need to stop an armed attacker is a milk crate, maybe a wicker chair:
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
And at most, the heaviest armoury we need to stop an armed attacker is a milk crate, maybe a wicker chair:
New Zealand tried to go diverse but wasn’t quite ready for laser kiwi:
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
New Zealand tried to go diverse but wasn’t quite ready for laser kiwi:
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
nzhistory.govt.nz/media/photo/...
So is Toni Collette, as is Toni Collette, and also Toni Collette.
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
So is Toni Collette, as is Toni Collette, and also Toni Collette.
Her reply: “oh don’t worry, we set it very very low”
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Her reply: “oh don’t worry, we set it very very low”
“Babe get back” is the 2020s “chk chk boom”
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Babe get back” is the 2020s “chk chk boom”
Don’t Know outpolls all five other options combined.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Don’t Know outpolls all five other options combined.
All along the control tower
Runway train
You can call me terminal
Layover your love on me
Boeing up the country
Aisle be there
Landing confusion
Heart of avgas
Gate balls of fire
Airbridge over troubled waters
Concord or die
SYDing on the dock of the bay
Runway train
You can call me terminal
Layover your love on me
Boeing up the country
Aisle be there
Landing confusion
Heart of avgas
Gate balls of fire
Airbridge over troubled waters
Concord or die
SYDing on the dock of the bay
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
All along the control tower
Runway train
You can call me terminal
Layover your love on me
Boeing up the country
Aisle be there
Landing confusion
Heart of avgas
Gate balls of fire
Airbridge over troubled waters
Concord or die
SYDing on the dock of the bay
Runway train
You can call me terminal
Layover your love on me
Boeing up the country
Aisle be there
Landing confusion
Heart of avgas
Gate balls of fire
Airbridge over troubled waters
Concord or die
SYDing on the dock of the bay
“Not all real estate agents”… get caught.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Not all real estate agents”… get caught.
Thanks for the advance warning
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Thanks for the advance warning
Looks like he’s going back to where he came from.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Looks like he’s going back to where he came from.
More likely to make Victorians follow rugby union.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
More likely to make Victorians follow rugby union.
Man they must’ve had some impressive trebuchets back then.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Man they must’ve had some impressive trebuchets back then.
The irony of Supt Wayne Cheesman saying both no police were injured by protestors and “…I don’t think our members should be target practice for people who want to hurt us” in relation to his officers using this munition thrown at the same protestors.
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The irony of Supt Wayne Cheesman saying both no police were injured by protestors and “…I don’t think our members should be target practice for people who want to hurt us” in relation to his officers using this munition thrown at the same protestors.