RitaTheC
@reccastle.bsky.social
Just a nobody, living in the middle of nowhere, doing the best she can.
You know it's a strong storm when they close the dispensaries.
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You know it's a strong storm when they close the dispensaries.
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If the US invades Canada
All our gvt has to do is to give us hockey sticks and tell us the US army has the puck
All our gvt has to do is to give us hockey sticks and tell us the US army has the puck
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If the US invades Canada
All our gvt has to do is to give us hockey sticks and tell us the US army has the puck
All our gvt has to do is to give us hockey sticks and tell us the US army has the puck
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“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
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Best law story
Defended a bar stripper
Charged with public nudity
Bikers paid so went all the way to Canadian Supreme Court
My argument
Définition of Criminal Code :nudity
Dressed in indecent manner
Since she had no clothes on
Not legally naked
Won
Définition changed by gvt next day
Slick me
Defended a bar stripper
Charged with public nudity
Bikers paid so went all the way to Canadian Supreme Court
My argument
Définition of Criminal Code :nudity
Dressed in indecent manner
Since she had no clothes on
Not legally naked
Won
Définition changed by gvt next day
Slick me
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Btw it's only fascism if it is from Italy
Otherwise it s only sparkling authoritarianism
Otherwise it s only sparkling authoritarianism
August 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Btw it's only fascism if it is from Italy
Otherwise it s only sparkling authoritarianism
Otherwise it s only sparkling authoritarianism
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Warning, there is a new malware email
This one is titled "Payment Declined"
Don't fall for it, if a payment to someone you deal with is declined, the payee is going to tell you who they are and will probably have phoned you
I did the View Message Source trick and it's ransom ware
This one is titled "Payment Declined"
Don't fall for it, if a payment to someone you deal with is declined, the payee is going to tell you who they are and will probably have phoned you
I did the View Message Source trick and it's ransom ware
August 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Warning, there is a new malware email
This one is titled "Payment Declined"
Don't fall for it, if a payment to someone you deal with is declined, the payee is going to tell you who they are and will probably have phoned you
I did the View Message Source trick and it's ransom ware
This one is titled "Payment Declined"
Don't fall for it, if a payment to someone you deal with is declined, the payee is going to tell you who they are and will probably have phoned you
I did the View Message Source trick and it's ransom ware
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There are more than 300,000 French Canadians living illegally in Florida
Take a wild guess how many ICE raids and arrests in that community
Try zero
The fact they are all white as snow is surely a coincidence, right?
Take a wild guess how many ICE raids and arrests in that community
Try zero
The fact they are all white as snow is surely a coincidence, right?
August 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There are more than 300,000 French Canadians living illegally in Florida
Take a wild guess how many ICE raids and arrests in that community
Try zero
The fact they are all white as snow is surely a coincidence, right?
Take a wild guess how many ICE raids and arrests in that community
Try zero
The fact they are all white as snow is surely a coincidence, right?
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Boss: Can it be repaired?
Me: Let's check with my new AI chatbot *retrieves Magic 8 ball from bag*
Me: Let's check with my new AI chatbot *retrieves Magic 8 ball from bag*
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Boss: Can it be repaired?
Me: Let's check with my new AI chatbot *retrieves Magic 8 ball from bag*
Me: Let's check with my new AI chatbot *retrieves Magic 8 ball from bag*
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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If Jesus returned and went to the USA they’d send him back to Heaven for all the anti-trump memes on his phone.
June 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If Jesus returned and went to the USA they’d send him back to Heaven for all the anti-trump memes on his phone.
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"He was like a knob of butter. But without the 'of butter'".
[great novel first lines]
[great novel first lines]
February 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"He was like a knob of butter. But without the 'of butter'".
[great novel first lines]
[great novel first lines]
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
February 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
I was today year's old when I learned that there are high schools in Wisconsin that actually have ice fishing teams.
February 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I was today year's old when I learned that there are high schools in Wisconsin that actually have ice fishing teams.
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Montréal paper
February 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Montréal paper
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Imagine spending decades trying to dismantle another country's government and all you had to do was buy the two dumbest people in the world
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Imagine spending decades trying to dismantle another country's government and all you had to do was buy the two dumbest people in the world
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The devil is in the details...
No he's in the white house
No he's in the white house
February 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The devil is in the details...
No he's in the white house
No he's in the white house
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he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
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Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
January 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
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me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings
siri: that’s not my name
siri: that’s not my name
January 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings
siri: that’s not my name
siri: that’s not my name
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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Waking up tired is so dumb, like wtf were you doing for 8 hours you annoying bitch?
January 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Waking up tired is so dumb, like wtf were you doing for 8 hours you annoying bitch?
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Reminder if the US attacks
Québec is Canada s secret weapon
Québec is Canada s secret weapon
January 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Reminder if the US attacks
Québec is Canada s secret weapon
Québec is Canada s secret weapon
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Johnny Depp is now EIGHT YEARS OLDER than John Mahoney was in the pilot episode of Frasier, in case you were looking for a reason to get super drunk
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Johnny Depp is now EIGHT YEARS OLDER than John Mahoney was in the pilot episode of Frasier, in case you were looking for a reason to get super drunk
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My resume is just an empty Starbucks gift card
December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
My resume is just an empty Starbucks gift card