Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine
@realjchubby.bsky.social
Lawyer in the labor movement. As seen on Twitter.
Trying to steal something from the louvre and just being like "fuck it I'll guess" and trying "louvre" and it working is the funniest shit imaginable.
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Trying to steal something from the louvre and just being like "fuck it I'll guess" and trying "louvre" and it working is the funniest shit imaginable.
It's crazy to by all accounts win the election and the narrative coming out of it and then immediately cave for nothing at all. These people are so incompetent.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's crazy to by all accounts win the election and the narrative coming out of it and then immediately cave for nothing at all. These people are so incompetent.
It's actually stunning that he was able to be more cringe worthy and racist than Hillary's "hot sauce in my bag" moment but he clears it easily.
“Kraft macaroni n cheesee — dis how I grew up bro!… every day in the backyard bouncing the basketball… it saved me and it got me into college.”
Gavin Newsom’s father was the oil tycoon J. Paul Getty’s personal attorney
Gavin Newsom’s father was the oil tycoon J. Paul Getty’s personal attorney
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's actually stunning that he was able to be more cringe worthy and racist than Hillary's "hot sauce in my bag" moment but he clears it easily.
Hopefully this is true because it feels pretty dark right now.
“It’s always in the darkest chapters when the brightest lights emerge.”
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hopefully this is true because it feels pretty dark right now.
The way her friend laughs at the end is killing me.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The way her friend laughs at the end is killing me.
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MTG is awful in more ways than I can count, but she does happen to be a normal person as compared to all the lawyer-pipeline Ivy grads in Congress. She’s a bigoted crank, but like the kind your aunt is friends with on Facebook.
👀 Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks with Republicans on Obamacare funding, saying she’s not a fan of the law but demands action to prevent a premium hike. “I’m absolutely disgusted that health insurance premiums will DOUBLE if the tax credits expire this year.” She says GOP leaders don’t have a plan.
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
MTG is awful in more ways than I can count, but she does happen to be a normal person as compared to all the lawyer-pipeline Ivy grads in Congress. She’s a bigoted crank, but like the kind your aunt is friends with on Facebook.
Feels like red state national guards invading blue states is going to be one of those turning point moments when we look back when this is all over.
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Feels like red state national guards invading blue states is going to be one of those turning point moments when we look back when this is all over.
If they will zip-tie a baby and throw them in the back of a van in the middle of the night they will do it to you too.
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If they will zip-tie a baby and throw them in the back of a van in the middle of the night they will do it to you too.
Just some fellas hanging out.
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Just some fellas hanging out.
Abolish ICE should be seen as the sensible and moderate position at this point.
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Abolish ICE should be seen as the sensible and moderate position at this point.
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It’s probably not great that Nick Fuentes is just casually getting friendly interviews in mainstream conservative media
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It’s probably not great that Nick Fuentes is just casually getting friendly interviews in mainstream conservative media
Honestly, fair.
Don Bongino desperately misses the attention that comes with being an online shitposter and is bored to death having a real job. If he resigns, that's why.
July 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Honestly, fair.
Andrew Yang must be so mad that Elon Musk stole his whole thing but with money behind it and a chance people actually take it seriously.
July 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Andrew Yang must be so mad that Elon Musk stole his whole thing but with money behind it and a chance people actually take it seriously.
This kind of shit will never be popular and they will lose in November if Democrats can actually make the case against this horrific bill. Which should be easy.
BLITZER: Are you comfortable with millionaires getting additional tax breaks?
McCLAIN: I believe people are better stewards of their money than the federal government
McCLAIN: I believe people are better stewards of their money than the federal government
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This kind of shit will never be popular and they will lose in November if Democrats can actually make the case against this horrific bill. Which should be easy.
Democrats have always loved their leadership in my lifetime. Even when they really shouldn't. This seems important.
June 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Democrats have always loved their leadership in my lifetime. Even when they really shouldn't. This seems important.
Juneteenth is a holiday genuinely worth celebrating and it sucks that it reached mainstream recognition just as fascism did because it seems like there was a golden era there where celebrating the end of slavery would have been an easy one for almost everyone.
June 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Juneteenth is a holiday genuinely worth celebrating and it sucks that it reached mainstream recognition just as fascism did because it seems like there was a golden era there where celebrating the end of slavery would have been an easy one for almost everyone.
I've seen thousands of people manhandled like Senator Padilla was but that was the first time I've seen it done to a senator.
Padilla: I was forced to the ground, first on my knees and then flat on my chest. And as I was handcuffed and marched down a hallway repeatedly asking, why am I being detained? Not once did they tell me why. I pray you never have a moment like this
June 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I've seen thousands of people manhandled like Senator Padilla was but that was the first time I've seen it done to a senator.
Biden should have done more to protect immigrants from Trump.
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Biden should have done more to protect immigrants from Trump.
There have been several times in the last few years where a conservative will wave awkwardly and someone will screen capture and say it’s a Nazi salute.
This is… not that. Straight up Sieg Heil.
This is… not that. Straight up Sieg Heil.
Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
January 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Things are going well on day one!
January 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Things are going well on day one!
More of this please.
January 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
More of this please.
It feels pretty damning that Biden and Harris were there to pass the baton after spending months rightfully warning of fascism.
It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial.
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It feels pretty damning that Biden and Harris were there to pass the baton after spending months rightfully warning of fascism.
There were a lot of unsettling moments today so far but I think every single tech billionaire showing out for Trump is top of the list.
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There were a lot of unsettling moments today so far but I think every single tech billionaire showing out for Trump is top of the list.
Idaho said All Lives Matter Day.
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Idaho said All Lives Matter Day.
Trump won Zoomers and is going to try and keep them with Republicans. This is probably the most effective thing he could do in service of that.
January 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trump won Zoomers and is going to try and keep them with Republicans. This is probably the most effective thing he could do in service of that.