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Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
My ass will
Be drifting off to sleep and shit
Be drifting off to sleep and shit
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My ass will
Be drifting off to sleep and shit
Be drifting off to sleep and shit
Picturing the first guy to ever write a yelp review
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Picturing the first guy to ever write a yelp review
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I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had my tonsils removed as a kid, but they grew back bigger and stronger than ever before
They’re making it colder now
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They’re making it colder now
College dorm room start up idea: The Brodega
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
College dorm room start up idea: The Brodega
I like the term ‘accept cultures’. They fucking exist, man. Doesn’t really matter if you accept them or not. Lmfao. Fucking culture voting or like culture inspection or some shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I like the term ‘accept cultures’. They fucking exist, man. Doesn’t really matter if you accept them or not. Lmfao. Fucking culture voting or like culture inspection or some shit
This is called ‘The Fredo’
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is called ‘The Fredo’
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When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
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I’m Hunking It Dumb Boy Style at Tony’s Roma’s
September 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m Hunking It Dumb Boy Style at Tony’s Roma’s
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there is a guy in disco elysium who is a race supremacist of east euro/near east persuasion and he is busy calling my character a member of the “ham sandwich” race. this is his term for the english. he has single handedly destroyed the british isles with novel anti-white racism.
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
there is a guy in disco elysium who is a race supremacist of east euro/near east persuasion and he is busy calling my character a member of the “ham sandwich” race. this is his term for the english. he has single handedly destroyed the british isles with novel anti-white racism.
Sounds more like ‘the Hotel Cali-bore-ya’
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sounds more like ‘the Hotel Cali-bore-ya’
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Sneezing really hard and accidentally blowing out the forgotten soldier flame
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sneezing really hard and accidentally blowing out the forgotten soldier flame
Kissing my wife at 11:11 on 11/11 and calling it ‘The Cenotaph Smooch’
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Kissing my wife at 11:11 on 11/11 and calling it ‘The Cenotaph Smooch’
Writing “U know a Keebler Elf eat that pussy mad good” in the bathroom
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Writing “U know a Keebler Elf eat that pussy mad good” in the bathroom
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There once was a cricket from Nantucket
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There once was a cricket from Nantucket
Daddy Yankee-ing it
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Daddy Yankee-ing it
Also like what the fuck
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Also like what the fuck
Taps [David Guetta, 2025 Ibiza Live FULL]
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Taps [David Guetta, 2025 Ibiza Live FULL]
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My mom just texted me that there is a "Tropic Thunder-style guy" at the club. Mom it's 10AM, go to work!
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My mom just texted me that there is a "Tropic Thunder-style guy" at the club. Mom it's 10AM, go to work!
Imagine being the last guy to die in wwi lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Imagine being the last guy to die in wwi lmao
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When I try to look like Idris Elba
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When I try to look like Idris Elba
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November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I love how white people cant talk normal. Overheard various versions of this today:
Oh wow haven’t seen you lately
Hey what’s new
Oh you know. Trying to do it all. Take care of myself where I can.
Yeah totally.
Yeah I feel like there’s always something haha
Haha yeah
Oh wow haven’t seen you lately
Hey what’s new
Oh you know. Trying to do it all. Take care of myself where I can.
Yeah totally.
Yeah I feel like there’s always something haha
Haha yeah
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love how white people cant talk normal. Overheard various versions of this today:
Oh wow haven’t seen you lately
Hey what’s new
Oh you know. Trying to do it all. Take care of myself where I can.
Yeah totally.
Yeah I feel like there’s always something haha
Haha yeah
Oh wow haven’t seen you lately
Hey what’s new
Oh you know. Trying to do it all. Take care of myself where I can.
Yeah totally.
Yeah I feel like there’s always something haha
Haha yeah
The Flood-Brain Barrier
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Flood-Brain Barrier
I can’t say this in a way that makes sense but many people people you may even be close to create these notions that there are things that they just shouldn’t talk about in regular conversation. Not like, revelatory inappropriate things, just like, old stories or memories. Maybe you feel that. Share
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can’t say this in a way that makes sense but many people people you may even be close to create these notions that there are things that they just shouldn’t talk about in regular conversation. Not like, revelatory inappropriate things, just like, old stories or memories. Maybe you feel that. Share