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Tamper Proof Lid
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Also like what the fuck
Compose screen. I’ve typed like 15 rat emojis and bsky asks if I’m writing in Korean.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Lmao
NME headline: “Henry Rollins clarifies new album he made with Minor Threat icon lan MacKaye features neither of them” with a picture of Rollins at a mic talking
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The duality of man
Screenshot of my posts. Two are directly on top of each other Post 1: “My ass will be laughing and shit” Post 2: “Crying: babe I’m hungry”
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Heh. Well!
Guns and Butter I It seemed that Bap, who buried two milk churns like two zigzaggy funerary urns between the posts of a gate, would now be most likely to castigate me for daring to explode the myth of the mother lode. II It seemed that Biscuit, who rigged a tin of cookies one night in Desertmartin, would now hold me in utter contempt for daring to spread the butter meant to save his guns from rust on my small bit of a crust.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Helper_Brand Promoted Why is everyone eating Hamburger Helper again?
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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🐀
Mayo pete 🐀
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I mean come on
Reuters: “Japan dispatches troops to help combat deadly bear attacks”
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Kenny giving it to the orange bastards after scoring in the first half
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Incredibly dumbass question
BBC: “Louvre robbery: Could a 50-year-old maths problem have kept the museum safe?” with picture of investigators
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Monkeys on the mind, for many people
Lots of replies to a post I made about how I don’t care about the ‘escaped’ monkeys
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This is my favorite harper memory
Harper with wife at Stanley cup final game in Washington. They’re wearing vegas jerseys and look very unhappy. Caps scored six games in this one of memory serves
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Ovechkin has been open about his love for beer and how it helps him recover from the rigors of professional hockey.
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Legal
Bullshit Reuters headline: “Legal Washington lawyer on furlough lives out dream of running a hot dog cart”
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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This guy looks like if Stavvy went to college
Sorta Stacey’s Halkias looking guy but with glasses and parted hair and tie and jacket
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Big Dick’s
Cnbc says “As many retailers shrink their footprints, Dick's Sporting Goods goes big” wirh a picture of a store
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Tiger Woods Makes Headlines Overnight
(Again)
“Tiger Woods Makes Headlines Overnight (Again)” with picture of the man
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Bitch what
BBC headline reads “Waters Upton butcher awarded for Marmite and cheese sausage” with two butchers smiling
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Forgotten rival of Ancient Rome: Hey babe check out my impressive water basin
Popular Science headline: “Forgotten rival of Ancient Rome featured an impressive water basin” wirh a picture of a water basin being excavated
October 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Lmfao
Financial times headline: “Stolen Louvre treasures are uninsured, France says”
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Me reading this:
Peruvian trepanned skull. It’s oblong and has a drill hole in the front
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I fucking hope not
Federal baseball headline “Does Keibert Ruiz have a future with the Washington Nationals?” With a picture of the dumbass himself
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It’s like, get some hobbies
Denver broncos account post about Super Bowl 50 Reunion 2025
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I’m always saying this when asked about my Leaden coffee Mug
ABC news: “Ancient lead exposure may have helped humans evolve over Neanderthals, study finds” with some sort of scientist holding a skull while another points at a screen with ancient humanoids on it
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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“Shiver”? It’s called ‘layering’ you fucking idiot
Reuters: “Breaking News: Global bank stocks shiver as US credit risks spark reality check”
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The beetle:
@thomassilken post with a picture of ringo smoking. He has a red shirt on. It’s open over a button up no collar. He has a beard. His hair is clean but I combed. He’s in front of a floral drape on a window. The caption reads “Ringo Starr looking like an Irish leftist twitter guy called like Minister For Hash TD”
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM