Ryan DiGiorgi
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Senior Games Writer/Designer at Netflix | Voice of Craig on Magic Tavern | Prvs: Directed Quiplash 2, Tee KO, Fibbage 3, Fibbage 4, others at Jackbox | Friday streams twitch.tv/rdigiorgi | LinkTree: https://t.co/Psf3cYz51F | He/Him
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
My cool homemade smart assistant may need a little work.
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My cool homemade smart assistant may need a little work.
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“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
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Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
Good thing I'll never die!
October 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Good thing I'll never die!
No bad ideas in a brainstorm.
September 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No bad ideas in a brainstorm.
Once again I have entered the comments for work purposes and once again the discourse is excellent.
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Once again I have entered the comments for work purposes and once again the discourse is excellent.
Went to Google's ad center thingy to see what kind of profile they had on me and everything looks in ord--HEEEYYY!!
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Went to Google's ad center thingy to see what kind of profile they had on me and everything looks in ord--HEEEYYY!!
Travel Tip: Always use a packing cube with a Dual-Sided Design. The cheap ones seem great at first, until you look at the back and realize they don't exist in euchlydean space. Not only do you risk Lovecraftian madness, but you can barely fit any of your socks in there.
August 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Travel Tip: Always use a packing cube with a Dual-Sided Design. The cheap ones seem great at first, until you look at the back and realize they don't exist in euchlydean space. Not only do you risk Lovecraftian madness, but you can barely fit any of your socks in there.
Haven't seen the robot vacuum in a few days, and he's not on his dock, but at some point you just have to support them and trust they'll call you if they need you.
August 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Haven't seen the robot vacuum in a few days, and he's not on his dock, but at some point you just have to support them and trust they'll call you if they need you.
I LIKE. OLD. BRITS AND I CANNOT LIE
August 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LIKE. OLD. BRITS AND I CANNOT LIE
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Had to write the phrase "punch in the butthole" for work today, multiple times, in case you thought I frittered the day away.
July 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Had to write the phrase "punch in the butthole" for work today, multiple times, in case you thought I frittered the day away.
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The first Republican President had some choice words for the Know Nothing bigots of his day.
![Lincoln on the Know Nothing Party
August 24, 1855: Letter to Joshua F. Speed
The American or "Know Nothing Party" was an anti-immigrant political party of the 1850's.
I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people?
Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we begin by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes." When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty-to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:miczfsfixolk42l7343z3bpd/bafkreidsrhil52rd7aodch6cuhvhuu2uvrscevustel6e7hji5f6cgdpeq@jpeg)
July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The first Republican President had some choice words for the Know Nothing bigots of his day.
Ya know, just "Various Artists."
July 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ya know, just "Various Artists."
I love working from home it's so convenient.
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love working from home it's so convenient.
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I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
The fact that Taco Bell has such shitty dessert options is probably why I'm still alive.
July 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The fact that Taco Bell has such shitty dessert options is probably why I'm still alive.
Why does it look like John Slattery snuck into the cast of this show and is trying to blend in to duck the law?
July 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why does it look like John Slattery snuck into the cast of this show and is trying to blend in to duck the law?
It is the year 2025. Democracy is in shambles. You are getting app notifications from apps you DO NOT HAVE INSTALLED. The human experiment has come to its natural conclusion.
June 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It is the year 2025. Democracy is in shambles. You are getting app notifications from apps you DO NOT HAVE INSTALLED. The human experiment has come to its natural conclusion.
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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.
It’s a real mindfuck when most ppl wanna post about their latest failures/successes, or weird shit they saw in the wild or cool stuff they made…but the country is a cesspool so cool/weird shit seems trite.
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
To be fair, if I had to follow Stephen Miller, I would take the very first opportunity to stop doing it.
The bull and the cuck are squabbling over the hotwife (Trump)
June 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
To be fair, if I had to follow Stephen Miller, I would take the very first opportunity to stop doing it.
Finally the algorithm is beginning to understand my deep need for content featuring Victor Togunde, an actor whose character in Crimson Tide did not have a name.
June 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Finally the algorithm is beginning to understand my deep need for content featuring Victor Togunde, an actor whose character in Crimson Tide did not have a name.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I FEEL PUNK TODAY
SO DO I
SO DO I
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I FEEL PUNK TODAY
SO DO I
SO DO I