When the AI bubble bursts you’re going to kick yourself for not investing in the next hot craze: pleasure tokens.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When the AI bubble bursts you’re going to kick yourself for not investing in the next hot craze: pleasure tokens.
“Huh. Why do you think it is we’re selling so many helium tanks?”
Target: how do we turn around public perception of our brand? We need to do something that everyone will love...
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Huh. Why do you think it is we’re selling so many helium tanks?”
Richard is right. Everything that happened to Kevin Spacey in that movie is good.
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Richard is right. Everything that happened to Kevin Spacey in that movie is good.
Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pussy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pussy.
They should do The Lottery but to podcasters
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They should do The Lottery but to podcasters
Matt Rife? They should call that guy “Matt Riff” because of his comedic stamina!
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Matt Rife? They should call that guy “Matt Riff” because of his comedic stamina!
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
Going absolutely feral for a man who thinks that rhyming “Fadda” and “Camp Granada” is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going absolutely feral for a man who thinks that rhyming “Fadda” and “Camp Granada” is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard
Cloudflare is working just fine for me today? Seems like you all are showing your ass for not paying for Cloudflare+…
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Cloudflare is working just fine for me today? Seems like you all are showing your ass for not paying for Cloudflare+…
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Tony Soprano voice: I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah/ I’m a worm to do your dirty work, oh hey/ I’m a turd to do your dirty work, oh boy
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tony Soprano voice: I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah/ I’m a worm to do your dirty work, oh hey/ I’m a turd to do your dirty work, oh boy
Keep stepping back. Step back further. No, keep going…
Breaking News: Larry Summers said he was “deeply ashamed” about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and would step back from public commitments, but continue teaching.
Larry Summers to Step Back From Public Commitments Over Epstein Emails
New emails showed that Dr. Summers, a former Harvard president, had stayed in touch with Jeffrey Epstein for years after Mr. Epstein faced sex trafficking charges.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Keep stepping back. Step back further. No, keep going…
Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
No! No!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
No! No!!
The President sucking dick is probably the coolest thing he’s ever done
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The President sucking dick is probably the coolest thing he’s ever done
The world is in perfect balance 🙏
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The world is in perfect balance 🙏
Sorry I haven't responded. I've been hanging my head at a 90 degree angle and sighing because I read the email where Larry Summer's Harvard poetry wife recommended Willa Cather to Jeffery Epstein because he can't stop talking Lolita: a book he clearly only read half of.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry I haven't responded. I've been hanging my head at a 90 degree angle and sighing because I read the email where Larry Summer's Harvard poetry wife recommended Willa Cather to Jeffery Epstein because he can't stop talking Lolita: a book he clearly only read half of.
I’m imagining what drunk guys said to him at a game. I’m imagining so many glorious things.
I’m the normie whisperer who believes that people who get belligerently drunk at sports games are getting drunk off stadium beer
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m imagining what drunk guys said to him at a game. I’m imagining so many glorious things.
LMAO y'all thought i meant my president's dick?😂 fohhh.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
LMAO y'all thought i meant my president's dick?😂 fohhh.
For people making fun of different styles of typing and spelling in emails: some of us have one of those split DVORAK keyboards and we never learned how to use them, okay?
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
For people making fun of different styles of typing and spelling in emails: some of us have one of those split DVORAK keyboards and we never learned how to use them, okay?
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any excuse to post this
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
any excuse to post this
Watching my favorite show: 2 Pedophiles.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching my favorite show: 2 Pedophiles.
Hey man, with all due respect you’re a worm and you suck shit and are a piece of shit and I’m gonna put you over my knee and dribble your ass like a basket ball
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey man, with all due respect you’re a worm and you suck shit and are a piece of shit and I’m gonna put you over my knee and dribble your ass like a basket ball
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Putting The King James Bible inside a dust jacket for The Divine Comedy to read it secretly in my bungalow
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Putting The King James Bible inside a dust jacket for The Divine Comedy to read it secretly in my bungalow
Sad that guy got suspended for a joke but it took all of my willpower to not post “👆this is what happened to his first wife” under it
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sad that guy got suspended for a joke but it took all of my willpower to not post “👆this is what happened to his first wife” under it