Ratoslov
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Ratoslov
@ratoslov.bsky.social
Professional Idiot
Fresh strawberry pie is a top tier pie. Strawberry is a great fruit.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We should be offering emergency aid to all the countries targeted by #Melissa , but I guess we're not that kind of country anymore. It breaks my heart.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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worth reiterating again that “the executive can raise and spend money however he likes” has been anathema even under monarchies for centuries

we’re not rolling back anything in US history here, we’re rolling back the English Civil War
Odds are this aggressively did not happen. But it would of course be just as unconstitutional to spend money donated to the government without a duly enacted appropriation as it is to spend tax money that way.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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You know the mass protests work because Team Trump has been freaking out about them
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No Kings in Boise, ID
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I got a say, "Death Valley" is one of the all time bangers of place names. No allusion, no poetry. What is the most important feature of this valley? You will die here. Perfection.
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am so tired of news.
September 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bought some cheap keemun tea from Amazon. I think it's my favorite variety. Needs no sugar or milk at all, very refreshing.
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Immigrants are a social good, anti-immigrant propaganda is basically all lies, and any approach to the "problem" that doesn't start form those two points is worthless
September 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.
September 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM