Geoffrey Card
@rangutang.bsky.social
Game designer at Undead Labs. Husband and father of four. Small-time YouTuber. Not in that order. (He/Him) http://youtube.com/c/deRangutang
Is this guy auditioning to be president of BYU after he leaves office?
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is this guy auditioning to be president of BYU after he leaves office?
been cancelled. It’s a miracle any of them succeed.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
been cancelled. It’s a miracle any of them succeed.
"Lieutenant, that is NOT a regulation spacesuit."
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Lieutenant, that is NOT a regulation spacesuit."
Any theories as to why the population of ARC Raiders seems SO much friendlier than the populations of other extraction shooters I've played?
Maybe I'm still avoiding the more dangerous areas or something, and that's where the jerks are?
Maybe I'm still avoiding the more dangerous areas or something, and that's where the jerks are?
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Any theories as to why the population of ARC Raiders seems SO much friendlier than the populations of other extraction shooters I've played?
Maybe I'm still avoiding the more dangerous areas or something, and that's where the jerks are?
Maybe I'm still avoiding the more dangerous areas or something, and that's where the jerks are?
My wife and I watched the reaction to Mamdani’s win on Fox, and they kept calling him a “Democrat Socialist” because they’ve cooked their brains and forgot how words work 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My wife and I watched the reaction to Mamdani’s win on Fox, and they kept calling him a “Democrat Socialist” because they’ve cooked their brains and forgot how words work 🤣
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I have lived my whole life as an Anglo in a minority majority state.
It's fine. Sometimes it's pretty cool. Certainly nothing to be worried about.
It's fine. Sometimes it's pretty cool. Certainly nothing to be worried about.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have lived my whole life as an Anglo in a minority majority state.
It's fine. Sometimes it's pretty cool. Certainly nothing to be worried about.
It's fine. Sometimes it's pretty cool. Certainly nothing to be worried about.
Young Cardamom & HAB - P. S. V.
YouTube video by Young Cardamom & HAB
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November 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
OMG, this one is better than the last one. I wish I was a New Yorker for a day, so I could vote for this guy 🤣
youtu.be/5upeWPTzFgc?...
youtu.be/5upeWPTzFgc?...
Young Cardamom & HAB - Kanda (Chap Chap)
YouTube video by Young Cardamom & HAB
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
OMG, this one is better than the last one. I wish I was a New Yorker for a day, so I could vote for this guy 🤣
youtu.be/5upeWPTzFgc?...
youtu.be/5upeWPTzFgc?...
For some reason, the word "Autopen" is popping into my head right now.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
For some reason, the word "Autopen" is popping into my head right now.
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The ratio varies, but the Utah Food Bank gets $7.23 for every dollar! Give a hundred bucks and you’ve given 723.00! For the Christianity-inclined among you, it’s a real loaves-and-fishes kind of thing.
Remember that while food banks welcome donations of food, they prefer $$$$$$$. They have deals with grocery stores and suppliers. You can only buy one dollar's worth of food for one dollar, but they can buy several dollars' worth. So don't, like, buy food to donate it, just give 'em the dough.
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The ratio varies, but the Utah Food Bank gets $7.23 for every dollar! Give a hundred bucks and you’ve given 723.00! For the Christianity-inclined among you, it’s a real loaves-and-fishes kind of thing.
Recognize anyone in this music video?
youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...
youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...
Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)
YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom
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November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Recognize anyone in this music video?
youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...
youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...
To celebrate Halloween, I ruined my brain forever. Thank you, @writnelson.bsky.social @gamedesigndan.bsky.social.
youtu.be/kqtRJFapxlE
youtu.be/kqtRJFapxlE
CLICKOLDING is Strange Scaffold's Most Cursed Game
YouTube video by deRangutang
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October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
To celebrate Halloween, I ruined my brain forever. Thank you, @writnelson.bsky.social @gamedesigndan.bsky.social.
youtu.be/kqtRJFapxlE
youtu.be/kqtRJFapxlE
Don't you go after my sweet boy.
(Meaning Starscream.)
(Meaning Starscream.)
worst thought i've ever had: cuomo is megatron & eric adams is starscream
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Don't you go after my sweet boy.
(Meaning Starscream.)
(Meaning Starscream.)
Liberals believe that as you descend the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to protect your freedoms.
As you climb the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to enforce your obligations.
Conservatives believe the opposite.
As you climb the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to enforce your obligations.
Conservatives believe the opposite.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Liberals believe that as you descend the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to protect your freedoms.
As you climb the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to enforce your obligations.
Conservatives believe the opposite.
As you climb the social ladder, it becomes increasingly important for the government to enforce your obligations.
Conservatives believe the opposite.
Whenever a story involves ICE officers expressing their political views, it gets clearer that in their minds, they’re ALREADY soldiers in the second American civil war.
They’re not enforcing laws, they’re fighting an enemy, and that enemy includes liberals like me.
They’re not enforcing laws, they’re fighting an enemy, and that enemy includes liberals like me.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Whenever a story involves ICE officers expressing their political views, it gets clearer that in their minds, they’re ALREADY soldiers in the second American civil war.
They’re not enforcing laws, they’re fighting an enemy, and that enemy includes liberals like me.
They’re not enforcing laws, they’re fighting an enemy, and that enemy includes liberals like me.
Hey @sirrosen.bsky.social @angeloslh.bsky.social, congrats on Pacific Drive getting into Game Pass! Seeing it inspired me to spin it up again and FINALLY win the damn thing!
youtu.be/DlLJHSwp2jg
youtu.be/DlLJHSwp2jg
How Do You Play This Again? — Pacific Drive — Part 16
YouTube video by deRangutang
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey @sirrosen.bsky.social @angeloslh.bsky.social, congrats on Pacific Drive getting into Game Pass! Seeing it inspired me to spin it up again and FINALLY win the damn thing!
youtu.be/DlLJHSwp2jg
youtu.be/DlLJHSwp2jg
Choose your fighter.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Choose your fighter.
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Reposted by Geoffrey Card
Reposted by Geoffrey Card
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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For any astronomers following me, the correct pronunciation of Uranus is "your anus". That includes the gap between the 2 words and also pointing directly at whoever you are saying it to
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
For any astronomers following me, the correct pronunciation of Uranus is "your anus". That includes the gap between the 2 words and also pointing directly at whoever you are saying it to