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@rangutang.bsky.social
Game designer at Undead Labs. Husband and father of four. Small-time YouTuber. Not in that order. (He/Him) http://youtube.com/c/deRangutang
"Lieutenant, that is NOT a regulation spacesuit."
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Lieutenant, that is NOT a regulation spacesuit."
If you have ever been photographed with this hairdo, you are too old to govern.
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you have ever been photographed with this hairdo, you are too old to govern.
Define "perfect ending"
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Define "perfect ending"
No princes! Only frogs!
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No princes! Only frogs!
Just doing some Halloween shopping. This particular listing seems to imply a … variant purpose for the costume.
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just doing some Halloween shopping. This particular listing seems to imply a … variant purpose for the costume.
For a moment, this picture on Amazon made me question the purpose of the costume.
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
For a moment, this picture on Amazon made me question the purpose of the costume.
LOL weird juxtaposition of sincerity and comedy in my feed 🤣
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
LOL weird juxtaposition of sincerity and comedy in my feed 🤣
Potential motives are becoming clearer as photographs are published.
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Potential motives are becoming clearer as photographs are published.
September 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Whoa. I’m pretty impressed at Ukraine’s ability to launch strikes inside of Russia. This is Ufa, where they just set fire to a refinery (no casualties) to impede Russian fuel production.
September 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Whoa. I’m pretty impressed at Ukraine’s ability to launch strikes inside of Russia. This is Ufa, where they just set fire to a refinery (no casualties) to impede Russian fuel production.
How come Ground News has this listed as a blind spot for the right? Are they working furiously in the background, trying to make this guy trans or something?
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How come Ground News has this listed as a blind spot for the right? Are they working furiously in the background, trying to make this guy trans or something?
Some days I think I’m pretty good at YouTube thumbnail-selection, and then …
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Some days I think I’m pretty good at YouTube thumbnail-selection, and then …
There are no “legitimate targets” for an unprovoked invading force.
September 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There are no “legitimate targets” for an unprovoked invading force.
Huzzah! Our WORST YouTube auto-generated game title yet! (And we've had some BAD ones!)
September 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Huzzah! Our WORST YouTube auto-generated game title yet! (And we've had some BAD ones!)
Two people to take the ring to Mordor! I haven’t played it yet, but I’m assuming …
August 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Two people to take the ring to Mordor! I haven’t played it yet, but I’m assuming …
Is this guy just 100% lavish autocrat vacations now?
August 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is this guy just 100% lavish autocrat vacations now?
It’s SO weird to be in a sports arena filled with “my people” 😅
#dimension20
#dimension20
July 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s SO weird to be in a sports arena filled with “my people” 😅
#dimension20
#dimension20
Less than a year ago, this would have ONLY made sense as an Onion headline.
June 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Less than a year ago, this would have ONLY made sense as an Onion headline.
After hearing about it from @hankgreen.bsky.social, I Googled Brennan Lee Mulligan's sketch where he savagely makes fun of alternative Oreos ... and the video was trying to sell me alternative Oreos 😂
June 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
After hearing about it from @hankgreen.bsky.social, I Googled Brennan Lee Mulligan's sketch where he savagely makes fun of alternative Oreos ... and the video was trying to sell me alternative Oreos 😂