Randy Cerveny
@randycerveny.bsky.social
Author of "Judging Extreme Weather" (Rutledge, 2024), Arizona State University professor, World Meteorological Organization Rapporteur of climate and weather extremes, sometime TV weather expert ("What on Earth?" and others), general nuisance
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
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we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
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McGrath, Alaska joins Kotzebue with no more upper air observations. Yakutat and Bethel down to one launch a day. Shemya is a Dept. of Defense site. More reductions coming. #akwx #weather #NOAA @climatologist49.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
McGrath, Alaska joins Kotzebue with no more upper air observations. Yakutat and Bethel down to one launch a day. Shemya is a Dept. of Defense site. More reductions coming. #akwx #weather #NOAA @climatologist49.bsky.social
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There is no aborted fetus debris in the MMR vaccine, or in any vaccine at all.
It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.
It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There is no aborted fetus debris in the MMR vaccine, or in any vaccine at all.
It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.
It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.
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Has the White House told us that the 4-year-old cancer patient belonged to MS 13 yet? It’s only a matter of time.
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Has the White House told us that the 4-year-old cancer patient belonged to MS 13 yet? It’s only a matter of time.
Perhaps it is just me as a geography professor, but shouldn't the President of the United States of America know that the European Union is comprised of 27 separate countries.
March 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Perhaps it is just me as a geography professor, but shouldn't the President of the United States of America know that the European Union is comprised of 27 separate countries.
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Scoop: ~33% of NWS offices no longer have sufficient staffing to safely keep 24/7 operations.
Critically understaffed @nws.noaa.gov offices now include:
Boston
Miami
Houston
Omaha
Wichita
Kansas City
Marquette, MI
Sioux Falls, SD
Rapid City, SD
Cheyenne, WY
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Critically understaffed @nws.noaa.gov offices now include:
Boston
Miami
Houston
Omaha
Wichita
Kansas City
Marquette, MI
Sioux Falls, SD
Rapid City, SD
Cheyenne, WY
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump layoffs have hollowed out key weather monitoring staff amid storm season
The National Weather Service has lost about 10% of its staff, hitting offices prone to severe weather hardest
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Scoop: ~33% of NWS offices no longer have sufficient staffing to safely keep 24/7 operations.
Critically understaffed @nws.noaa.gov offices now include:
Boston
Miami
Houston
Omaha
Wichita
Kansas City
Marquette, MI
Sioux Falls, SD
Rapid City, SD
Cheyenne, WY
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Critically understaffed @nws.noaa.gov offices now include:
Boston
Miami
Houston
Omaha
Wichita
Kansas City
Marquette, MI
Sioux Falls, SD
Rapid City, SD
Cheyenne, WY
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
An update from Newsweek with a short quote from me ... I can't remain silent in these crazy times. www.newsweek.com/doge-noaa-la...
Have DOGE's NOAA cuts impacted weather forecasts? What we know
Storms ripped through the U.S. over the weekend, killing at least 39 people and reigniting criticism about DOGE's cuts to NOAA.
www.newsweek.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
An update from Newsweek with a short quote from me ... I can't remain silent in these crazy times. www.newsweek.com/doge-noaa-la...
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Which of these 10 weather concepts still confuse you. My Sunday writing mentions @wxbrad.bsky.social @spann.bsky.social @bmcnoldy.bsky.social
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10 Things About Weather That Confuse People
A meteorologist describes 10 weather concepts that routinely confuse the public.
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March 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Which of these 10 weather concepts still confuse you. My Sunday writing mentions @wxbrad.bsky.social @spann.bsky.social @bmcnoldy.bsky.social
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One of these things is not like the others
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of these things is not like the others
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If you won’t negotiate with Democrats or talk to them about the CR, you can’t complain when they won’t vote for it. It’s really that simple.
March 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If you won’t negotiate with Democrats or talk to them about the CR, you can’t complain when they won’t vote for it. It’s really that simple.
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My life motto is "learn the rules well so you know how to break them properly."
March 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My life motto is "learn the rules well so you know how to break them properly."
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Hi maga,
What's so GREAT about:
Measles
Plane crashes
Market crashes
Gutting Veteran's Affairs
Joining the Axis of Evil
Decimating National Parks
Cutting medicaid & social security
Defunding education
Deporting non-white bodied Americans without due process
Tax breaks for billionaires?
I'll wait.
What's so GREAT about:
Measles
Plane crashes
Market crashes
Gutting Veteran's Affairs
Joining the Axis of Evil
Decimating National Parks
Cutting medicaid & social security
Defunding education
Deporting non-white bodied Americans without due process
Tax breaks for billionaires?
I'll wait.
March 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hi maga,
What's so GREAT about:
Measles
Plane crashes
Market crashes
Gutting Veteran's Affairs
Joining the Axis of Evil
Decimating National Parks
Cutting medicaid & social security
Defunding education
Deporting non-white bodied Americans without due process
Tax breaks for billionaires?
I'll wait.
What's so GREAT about:
Measles
Plane crashes
Market crashes
Gutting Veteran's Affairs
Joining the Axis of Evil
Decimating National Parks
Cutting medicaid & social security
Defunding education
Deporting non-white bodied Americans without due process
Tax breaks for billionaires?
I'll wait.
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For those who don’t know what NCEP EMC does, they run our numerical weather prediction models on supercomputers, and do research on how to improve those models. The forecast on your smartphone is probably derived from a model that they ran. www.emc.ncep.noaa.gov/emc.php
Environmental Modeling Center (EMC)
www.emc.ncep.noaa.gov
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
For those who don’t know what NCEP EMC does, they run our numerical weather prediction models on supercomputers, and do research on how to improve those models. The forecast on your smartphone is probably derived from a model that they ran. www.emc.ncep.noaa.gov/emc.php
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The Bay Area weather radar (KMUX) has been out of service for more than 24 hours now. An expensive broken part needs to be replaced and specially ordered, but that may not be possible due to ongoing freeze on government credit card spending, I’ve been told.
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Bay Area weather radar (KMUX) has been out of service for more than 24 hours now. An expensive broken part needs to be replaced and specially ordered, but that may not be possible due to ongoing freeze on government credit card spending, I’ve been told.
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
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🚨 Homework For Democracy 🚨
Tell these people your five or ten or fifteen bullet points.
Try a “read receipt requested” just to make it more fun. 😉
Accountability@hq.dhs.gov
Tell these people your five or ten or fifteen bullet points.
Try a “read receipt requested” just to make it more fun. 😉
Accountability@hq.dhs.gov
March 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
🚨 Homework For Democracy 🚨
Tell these people your five or ten or fifteen bullet points.
Try a “read receipt requested” just to make it more fun. 😉
Accountability@hq.dhs.gov
Tell these people your five or ten or fifteen bullet points.
Try a “read receipt requested” just to make it more fun. 😉
Accountability@hq.dhs.gov
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We are siding with the enemy.
February 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We are siding with the enemy.
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How AMS and NWA have stepped up for the weather and climate community
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Weather Organizations Support Federal Workers And Researchers
2 leading weather organizations step up for federal workers and researchers. Here's what they did.
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February 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How AMS and NWA have stepped up for the weather and climate community
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What defines a a week? Literal last 7 days? Last 7 business days? What if I did stuff outside of work hours (which I did)?
What’s an accomplishment? Milestone? General work item? Task completion?
You DID ask a federal employee this question ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What’s an accomplishment? Milestone? General work item? Task completion?
You DID ask a federal employee this question ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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February 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What defines a a week? Literal last 7 days? Last 7 business days? What if I did stuff outside of work hours (which I did)?
What’s an accomplishment? Milestone? General work item? Task completion?
You DID ask a federal employee this question ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What’s an accomplishment? Milestone? General work item? Task completion?
You DID ask a federal employee this question ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Most probationary (least than a year) people in the federal government were summarily fired yesterday without cause. That, I have learned, includes several of my former students who were just starting their careers because people like fire meteorologists here in the West are just "a waste of money."
February 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Most probationary (least than a year) people in the federal government were summarily fired yesterday without cause. That, I have learned, includes several of my former students who were just starting their careers because people like fire meteorologists here in the West are just "a waste of money."