randomRyan
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It is very rude to interrupt the process of taking a screenshot by offering to perform a not-screenshot
February 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It is very rude to interrupt the process of taking a screenshot by offering to perform a not-screenshot
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And so it begins...
Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history.
Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air."
He is toxic.
Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.
Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history.
Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air."
He is toxic.
Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.
January 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And so it begins...
Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history.
Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air."
He is toxic.
Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.
Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history.
Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air."
He is toxic.
Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.
I love this kind of snow. Very polite, fluffy snow that makes everything look and sound a bit magical. Doesn’t happen very often. Anyways, Canada needs nuclear weapons
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love this kind of snow. Very polite, fluffy snow that makes everything look and sound a bit magical. Doesn’t happen very often. Anyways, Canada needs nuclear weapons
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When you get American Thanksgiving off but you’re Canadian
November 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
When you get American Thanksgiving off but you’re Canadian
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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The fact that Google is so angry about having to sell Chrome tells you everything you need to know about how they're using that "browser"
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
The fact that Google is so angry about having to sell Chrome tells you everything you need to know about how they're using that "browser"
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After listening to hundreds of hours of history podcasts, my greatest wish is that I could travel back in time to Ancient Rome so I could explain to people back then how Ancient Rome worked
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
After listening to hundreds of hours of history podcasts, my greatest wish is that I could travel back in time to Ancient Rome so I could explain to people back then how Ancient Rome worked
Security people recommended rebooting the iPhone once per week and then Apple said how about 3 days techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/n...
New Apple security feature reboots iPhones after 3 days, researchers confirm | TechCrunch
“Inactivity reboot" effectively puts iPhones in a more secure state by locking the user's encryption keys in the iPhone's secure enclave chip.
techcrunch.com
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Security people recommended rebooting the iPhone once per week and then Apple said how about 3 days techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/n...
and an apocalyptic angel and a cult leader tech billionaire so yeah that’s like the whole set
I like that Jon Hamm’s big dramatic TV roles have been an adman, a sheriff and now an oilman, like an EGOT for why things are fucked up
November 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
and an apocalyptic angel and a cult leader tech billionaire so yeah that’s like the whole set
Absolutely this will happen.
This will definitely end up like a W. Bush and Iraq war thing where in eight years most of the current enthusiastic supporters will deny they ever supported Trump as they're lining up to vote for president Tim Pool
November 10, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Absolutely this will happen.
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it would be a hilarious finale to the last nine years if the pee tape were the october surprise, but I am sorry, I do not believe in a just and loving god
October 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
it would be a hilarious finale to the last nine years if the pee tape were the october surprise, but I am sorry, I do not believe in a just and loving god
People are impressed by AI, but if you’ll recall, there was a time not too long ago when people were not sure if anything was cake
October 18, 2024 at 12:55 PM
People are impressed by AI, but if you’ll recall, there was a time not too long ago when people were not sure if anything was cake
Utilizing the vast computing power of modern AI, I have answered a crucial question: what is a good skin care regimen for men? This burned 3 lakes worth of water. I will take no questions
October 11, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Utilizing the vast computing power of modern AI, I have answered a crucial question: what is a good skin care regimen for men? This burned 3 lakes worth of water. I will take no questions
That’s right I got my finger in the pulse of the zeitgeist and only ever let go for many months at a time
October 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
That’s right I got my finger in the pulse of the zeitgeist and only ever let go for many months at a time
He waited for the light
May 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
He waited for the light
“draw the personification of thirst”
kool-aid man, print ad (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/16706/k...
May 18, 2024 at 12:58 PM
“draw the personification of thirst”
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hell yeah. FUCK yeah.
May 6, 2024 at 2:13 AM
hell yeah. FUCK yeah.
This is what the Rabbit r1 should have run on
May 2, 2024 at 12:27 PM
This is what the Rabbit r1 should have run on
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Happy 460th birthday to William Shakespeare! #literature #shakespeare
April 23, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Happy 460th birthday to William Shakespeare! #literature #shakespeare