@ramfanman.bsky.social
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acab includes the oven timer that hears you yell "shut up! i'm pooping!" and continues beeping stridently and uncaringly as if to say, "pinch it off, and stop resisting, criminal."
May 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
acab includes the oven timer that hears you yell "shut up! i'm pooping!" and continues beeping stridently and uncaringly as if to say, "pinch it off, and stop resisting, criminal."
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The groundhog has spoken
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The groundhog has spoken
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This guy at the FBI painting over vibrant, positive values with thick strokes of dull paint is such an apt metaphor for the Age of Trump 2.0.
February 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This guy at the FBI painting over vibrant, positive values with thick strokes of dull paint is such an apt metaphor for the Age of Trump 2.0.
Seven layer dip is one of the best flavor combinations ever made. It is truly one of my favorite things.
a man with a beard is holding a microphone in his hand and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone in his hand and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Seven layer dip is one of the best flavor combinations ever made. It is truly one of my favorite things.
80. Karmachanics or
58. Smack Famine
So many good ones on this list
58. Smack Famine
So many good ones on this list
Needing a fun diversion for this awful day. Recently found my list of fake band names from the GenX conference on the Well back in the 90s, so here goes:
1 like = 1 fake band name
1 like = 1 fake band name
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
80. Karmachanics or
58. Smack Famine
So many good ones on this list
58. Smack Famine
So many good ones on this list
@feelin-stabby.bsky.social OMG you're here! Yeahhhh!!! Love you homayyy
February 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@feelin-stabby.bsky.social OMG you're here! Yeahhhh!!! Love you homayyy
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
Follow him! Don't collar him!
This is real me the others on here are fake fakers. Hello from Michael Stipe world2025™️.
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Follow him! Don't collar him!
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Or does it
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Or does it
I'm posting a picture of my cat because I think it is a requirement here. I have cat. Here is proof of cat.
January 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm posting a picture of my cat because I think it is a requirement here. I have cat. Here is proof of cat.
Facebook is running out of reasons to send me push notifications and now it just sounds like one of my five year olds, "Billy said something to Timmy today..."
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Facebook is running out of reasons to send me push notifications and now it just sounds like one of my five year olds, "Billy said something to Timmy today..."
THANK!
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
THANK!
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People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7
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I had so much fun writing this one.
Siri Is Super Dumb and Getting Dumber
Siri with Apple Intelligence gives confident but embarrasingly wrong answers to sports trivia questions, both famous (Super Bowls) and obscure (North Dakota high school hoops).
daringfireball.net
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I had so much fun writing this one.