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Rebecca Alter
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“one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” -angie k

i work at the website vulture
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my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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there's never been a book more made for me ... NEED to read it
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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"Affordable/EndAntiSemitism" in-that-order ... kinda trope-y!
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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HEY YOU GUESS WHAT www.vulture.com/article/best...
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September 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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oops im too hyper today..
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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one childhood family road trip to ocean city md imprinted on me in a huge way... the Thrasher's fry buckets loom SO LARGE in my imagination
raxkingisdead.bsky.social rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · Sep 4
i wrote about our trip to ocean city MD, a den of trashy iniquity forever dear to my heart
www.patreon.com/posts/138150...
My husband grew up visiting New York’s Jones Beach in the summer, a quiet and beautiful oceanside park where one can buy neither peanut butter fudge nor T-shirts advertising that one got crabs at the Seafood Buffet. Once, many years ago, his mother brought several Delawareans to Jones Beach for some church function, and they were aghast at the austerity of the boardwalk there. They didn’t understand why there weren’t any shops, or what they were expected to eat. The story is meant to poke gentle fun at people who can’t envision a boardwalk that isn’t constantly, noisily selling them stuff they don’t need. I laugh when Sean relays this to me. I don’t admit that I felt the same way about Jones Beach the one time we saw it together, that the silence of nobody selling me nothing felt alienating and sad. Unhawked-to, I was lonely. To me, the beach has always been about sun and surf, yes, but also about this strange form of commerce that only exists in the summer months at state fairs and Renaissance festivals and, of course, the Eastern Shore—places whose tourists mostly come from suburbs or rural towns, hungry for a little urban overwhelm. To Sean, commerce is for the city, and the beach is for getting away from it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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just said 'hi zohran' to zohran 😍
August 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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on THIS episode we discuss... CGI horrors beyond comprehension!
August 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I KNOW! THERE WASN'T A GOOD ONE OF LINCOLN SQUARE ON GETTY IMAGES I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN I AM CHANGING IT NOW UGH!
jasondashbailey.com Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · Jul 15
YOU ARE VULTURE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW ONE MOVIE THEATER FROM ANOTHER HOW DARE YOU HONESTLY
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · Jul 15
Historic rainfall in New York City affected the AMC Lincoln Square, and the damage was caught on TikTok. Online, patrons of the theater lost their minds.
July 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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contributing in an important work meeting
July 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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was also reminded i made an avatar way of water gift guide
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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was reminded i once did the devil wears prada cerulean speech to write-up an avatar trailer and they published it
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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daisy duck and betty boop should ki
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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so there's this w**dy allen movie... 💖
joereid.bsky.social Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · May 31
And then I invited my Vulture colleague Rebecca "Saw MATCH POINT in High School" Alter @ralter.bsky.social to talk about Demi as a fictional construct of a pious shrink in Woody Allen's DECONSTRUCTING HARRY. Come to the Patreon and have a listen! www.patreon.com/posts/031-ha...
Stanley Tucci and Demi Moore
June 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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rosie o'donnell raised me, they should've let her be funny!!
May 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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perfect pizza place near my house sells perfect loaves of sourdough
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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epic universe sort of the 8th wonder of the world a bit..
May 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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demonically i wish there was an arby's in the city
May 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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now that's my kind of a story
May 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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bought a camping chair for my bedroom (to fold away) and it's making me feel like an absolute scumbum, like one of those sad jpegs of gamer male decor
May 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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in YOUR car? the radio UP.
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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new rule i am only listening to OBC recordings on youtube so as not to keep irreparably fucking up my spotify algo. what do you MEAN my daylist is brassy standards afternoon
May 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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my most puritan wokescold bluesky-ass trait is whenever i find out a friend uses chat-gpt regularly i judge them SO harshly and think very differently of them!!
May 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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might be going by self to see cheapo movie tuesdee thunderbolts what do u think of that? sad or okay?
May 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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exactly my mental state when i try to jog :(
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM