Rebecca Alter
@ralter.bsky.social
“one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” -angie k
i work at the website vulture
i work at the website vulture
my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
my parents called me first thing this morning to tell me to change my name to something less jewish on uber (they suggested 'britney smith') and to move to the florida condo...
there's never been a book more made for me ... NEED to read it
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
there's never been a book more made for me ... NEED to read it
"Affordable/EndAntiSemitism" in-that-order ... kinda trope-y!
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Affordable/EndAntiSemitism" in-that-order ... kinda trope-y!
contributing in an important work meeting
July 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
contributing in an important work meeting
was also reminded i made an avatar way of water gift guide
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
was also reminded i made an avatar way of water gift guide
was reminded i once did the devil wears prada cerulean speech to write-up an avatar trailer and they published it
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
was reminded i once did the devil wears prada cerulean speech to write-up an avatar trailer and they published it
exactly my mental state when i try to jog :(
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
exactly my mental state when i try to jog :(
in the nick o' time sweetie ;)
April 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
in the nick o' time sweetie ;)
this flavor is amazing it’s not afraid to REALLY taste like corn
April 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this flavor is amazing it’s not afraid to REALLY taste like corn
im down a DEEP rabbithole of RARE disney lore and i don't know who this 'pierre the fish' is but im listening
April 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
im down a DEEP rabbithole of RARE disney lore and i don't know who this 'pierre the fish' is but im listening
endlessly funny to me that after Galactic Starcruiser flopped universal opened an outer space-themed hotel and it's like $170 a night instead of $3,000
February 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
endlessly funny to me that after Galactic Starcruiser flopped universal opened an outer space-themed hotel and it's like $170 a night instead of $3,000
its ur wedding day. u walk into the church, look down the aisle, this is what you see.
the rest of ur life begins today. <3
the rest of ur life begins today. <3
February 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
its ur wedding day. u walk into the church, look down the aisle, this is what you see.
the rest of ur life begins today. <3
the rest of ur life begins today. <3
last night was a snowglobe
February 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
last night was a snowglobe
they handsomed plankton
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
they handsomed plankton
genuinely i think most beautiful most slappy song of all human time and history … if u disagree take it up with me in COURT
February 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
genuinely i think most beautiful most slappy song of all human time and history … if u disagree take it up with me in COURT
why's it called the brutalist and not
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
why's it called the brutalist and not
talking about your dearest boy and mine on radio today!
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
talking about your dearest boy and mine on radio today!
made something horrible! :)
January 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
made something horrible! :)
