Qwerty
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a small bee | she/hers | trying very hard
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"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please… You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…pastels?"
October 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please… You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…pastels?"
I'm sad and tired all the time. I think we all are. Anyway, here's one of my neighbor's cats who shows up for treats every day now. I love him.
September 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I'm sad and tired all the time. I think we all are. Anyway, here's one of my neighbor's cats who shows up for treats every day now. I love him.
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Everyone's got pitches for what Colbert can do next, but I'm holding out for a Silmarillion read-along podcast.
July 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Everyone's got pitches for what Colbert can do next, but I'm holding out for a Silmarillion read-along podcast.
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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops
Every night, Salty sits next to me in bed and SCREAMS until I play "clownfish in a nem 1 hour" on my phone, and hold her hand and scratch her chin until she falls asleep.
April 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every night, Salty sits next to me in bed and SCREAMS until I play "clownfish in a nem 1 hour" on my phone, and hold her hand and scratch her chin until she falls asleep.
Silver Springs Live May 1997 on repeat club reporting for duty
Stevie is murdering Lindsey on stage, again, and Mick is over her shoulder just
Stevie is murdering Lindsey on stage, again, and Mick is over her shoulder just
April 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Silver Springs Live May 1997 on repeat club reporting for duty
Stevie is murdering Lindsey on stage, again, and Mick is over her shoulder just
Stevie is murdering Lindsey on stage, again, and Mick is over her shoulder just
Meanwhile, at my video captioning job.
Captions for "Unhinged Trials of Oscar Wilde" up soon!
Captions for "Unhinged Trials of Oscar Wilde" up soon!
April 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Meanwhile, at my video captioning job.
Captions for "Unhinged Trials of Oscar Wilde" up soon!
Captions for "Unhinged Trials of Oscar Wilde" up soon!
This entire year has been just... so much.
Left my legal transcription contract last week after they implemented a new job role and pay structure (read: my rate was cut by 40% because AI).
If you need transcription or captioning done on something you're producing, please reach out!
Left my legal transcription contract last week after they implemented a new job role and pay structure (read: my rate was cut by 40% because AI).
If you need transcription or captioning done on something you're producing, please reach out!
April 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This entire year has been just... so much.
Left my legal transcription contract last week after they implemented a new job role and pay structure (read: my rate was cut by 40% because AI).
If you need transcription or captioning done on something you're producing, please reach out!
Left my legal transcription contract last week after they implemented a new job role and pay structure (read: my rate was cut by 40% because AI).
If you need transcription or captioning done on something you're producing, please reach out!
4:57 am
Cannot sleep
No thoughts, only WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU
Over and over
Cannot sleep
No thoughts, only WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU
Over and over
March 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
4:57 am
Cannot sleep
No thoughts, only WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU
Over and over
Cannot sleep
No thoughts, only WHAT'S NEW SCOOBY-DOO, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU
Over and over
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Be angry.
Be dismayed.
Be terrified.
But don't you dare ever lose sight of what we fight for.
The harder they hit us, the louder we become,
Like the skin on the drum.
Be dismayed.
Be terrified.
But don't you dare ever lose sight of what we fight for.
The harder they hit us, the louder we become,
Like the skin on the drum.
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Be angry.
Be dismayed.
Be terrified.
But don't you dare ever lose sight of what we fight for.
The harder they hit us, the louder we become,
Like the skin on the drum.
Be dismayed.
Be terrified.
But don't you dare ever lose sight of what we fight for.
The harder they hit us, the louder we become,
Like the skin on the drum.
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Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.
Please enjoy this glimpse into my marriage. 💜
John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache."
Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?"
John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."
John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache."
Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?"
John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."
February 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Please enjoy this glimpse into my marriage. 💜
John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache."
Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?"
John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."
John: "I never really thought of Weird Al as having goofy hair. Maybe when he still had the mustache."
Me: "I'm sorry, you think the facial hair is the weird part of Weird Al?"
John: "I'm just saying without it, he looks normal."
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idk I just think that not having a hard heart in a world like this is its own form of rebellion
February 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
idk I just think that not having a hard heart in a world like this is its own form of rebellion
Thank you, Tuna. (This was in bed again this morning).
February 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Thank you, Tuna. (This was in bed again this morning).
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"I know a place," she whispers as she pulls you head first down into the bog.
February 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"I know a place," she whispers as she pulls you head first down into the bog.
Everything is wildly bad, but every morning when I wake up, I find Tuna Fish has brought me this little heart toy while I was sleeping.
Thank you, kitten.
Thank you, kitten.
February 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Everything is wildly bad, but every morning when I wake up, I find Tuna Fish has brought me this little heart toy while I was sleeping.
Thank you, kitten.
Thank you, kitten.
I wish I was in the timeline where nothing of note happened today.
Maybe I'll go stress cut my hair.
Maybe I'll go stress cut my hair.
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I wish I was in the timeline where nothing of note happened today.
Maybe I'll go stress cut my hair.
Maybe I'll go stress cut my hair.
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they were never going to stop at legislating bathrooms, they will not stop at legislating children, they most certainly will continue going for all of us. this is NOT a “distraction”
January 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
they were never going to stop at legislating bathrooms, they will not stop at legislating children, they most certainly will continue going for all of us. this is NOT a “distraction”
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
Working on captions. "The Head of Janus" by F.W. Murnau comes up, and in this house, we verify proper nouns. So I Google "F.W. Murnau Head Of" and y'all
you will not believe this
but The Head of Janus is basically the last thing you will find when you search this set of words!
TIL
you will not believe this
but The Head of Janus is basically the last thing you will find when you search this set of words!
TIL
January 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Working on captions. "The Head of Janus" by F.W. Murnau comes up, and in this house, we verify proper nouns. So I Google "F.W. Murnau Head Of" and y'all
you will not believe this
but The Head of Janus is basically the last thing you will find when you search this set of words!
TIL
you will not believe this
but The Head of Janus is basically the last thing you will find when you search this set of words!
TIL
Still on my vintage Whitney kick.
I'm gonna need Law to put Zendaya in some looks from this era.
Also, this moment always gets me.
I'm gonna need Law to put Zendaya in some looks from this era.
Also, this moment always gets me.
January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Still on my vintage Whitney kick.
I'm gonna need Law to put Zendaya in some looks from this era.
Also, this moment always gets me.
I'm gonna need Law to put Zendaya in some looks from this era.
Also, this moment always gets me.
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Raffi Shuffle improv.. we be jammin, dancin! 💃🕺#belugagrads
January 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Raffi Shuffle improv.. we be jammin, dancin! 💃🕺#belugagrads
At the Cloud Cult show
Mary Bue opening (she's lovely)
Hiding my face in John's back. Ready to cry.
Mary Bue opening (she's lovely)
Hiding my face in John's back. Ready to cry.
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At the Cloud Cult show
Mary Bue opening (she's lovely)
Hiding my face in John's back. Ready to cry.
Mary Bue opening (she's lovely)
Hiding my face in John's back. Ready to cry.