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im an adult leave me alone. im tired
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YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIING
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🌟 rolling 🌈 rolling 🎶 rolling 🌐
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The court has ruled that Netflix Originals cannot be legally classified as "Movies" because they don't contain any of the ingredients found in a real movies

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December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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90s LAN party fuel
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
godddddd

im visiting family for a week and mom my convinced me to mirror her diet for the week bc shes doing keto

this is fucking miserable I hate it

sneaking out to get a goddamn rice bowl fuck this
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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finally got sanjiquest to run for windows 97
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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bonus video of Brady dueling him while I was trying to get a photo
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ive been gone for less than 24 hrs and im already feeling the separation anxiety. I miss my baby kitties 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
im back in Florida

bitches called rıcƙ ṣcơtt beware. if i see your bald ass youre donezo
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Man.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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square finally posted hq yaoi
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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❝Compassion does not beget weakness❞ ✨ Magical Girl Mel Medarda! Thank you to the lovely @flandrepudding.bsky.social for making this commission a dream come true 🌙 #arcane #melmedarda
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Scientific naming is great because you'll hear the latin name of an animal and be like wow that sounds so fancy and esoteric and it translates to "Goofy Tooth" or "Potato Ass"
March 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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For every mg of caffeine, it increases my hidden Doom counter, and at a certain percentage, it automatically triggers, killing me instantly. The only way to reset the counter is to get me to drink water and rest, which is the equivalent of torturing me brutally and telling me you hate me specifica—
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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My body is powered by a <.007%-potency caffeine molecule from 48 hours ago, giving me the ADHD Overdrive Debuff which will then go on to eventually trigger the Doom skill automatically at 5pm.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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He's living his best life
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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“to die, to sneep; to sneep, perchance to dream—for in that sneep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffned off this mortan coin, must give us pause, there's the respect, that makes canamity of so nong nife” - hamnet
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If Hubert wants people at the market to fear him he probably shouldn't spend 30 minutes there picking out flowers for his husband every weekend
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Totally normal oddish!
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuckign Miserable on Long Island
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM