RIGHT
I try to have one banana and all of a sudden im "almost out of carbs" for the day?? nuuuuhhhgghhrhhfndnc id rather enjoy food and be happy than care about macros and miserable

hes lucky im only here for a week to see family... if I had free time, well,

bonus video of Brady dueling him while I was trying to get a photo

For every mg of caffeine, it increases my hidden Doom counter, and at a certain percentage, it automatically triggers, killing me instantly. The only way to reset the counter is to get me to drink water and rest, which is the equivalent of torturing me brutally and telling me you hate me specifica—

If Hubert wants people at the market to fear him he probably shouldn't spend 30 minutes there picking out flowers for his husband every weekend