Mayor of Funkytown
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everything is vibes
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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JUST IN: Fleshlights may reportedly become real genitals that exceed human genitals in 2026, per BI
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
JUST IN: Fleshlights may reportedly become real genitals that exceed human genitals in 2026, per BI
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
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Why would the NYT publish such hateful garbage? Why elevate this man with a history of writing anti-Arab and anti-Palestinian hate?
Again, using a tragedy to promote extremism, hate, and justify Israel's genocide.
Again, using a tragedy to promote extremism, hate, and justify Israel's genocide.
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why would the NYT publish such hateful garbage? Why elevate this man with a history of writing anti-Arab and anti-Palestinian hate?
Again, using a tragedy to promote extremism, hate, and justify Israel's genocide.
Again, using a tragedy to promote extremism, hate, and justify Israel's genocide.
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really weird -- Margaret Brennen presses Bill Cassidy on why the White House isn't doing more to crack down on mifepristone and what he's doing to encourage them to do it
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
really weird -- Margaret Brennen presses Bill Cassidy on why the White House isn't doing more to crack down on mifepristone and what he's doing to encourage them to do it
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The RFK, jr effect.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The RFK, jr effect.
this place has all the amenities
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
this place has all the amenities
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Just the most despicable asshole imaginable
Trump administration says sign language services 'intrude' on Trump's ability to control his image
The Trump administration argues that providing real-time American Sign Language interpretation for events like White House press briefings would intrude on the president’s control over his public imag...
apnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just the most despicable asshole imaginable
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This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
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Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
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We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).
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I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
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I wonder what the Penguins win probability is in this moment. I bet it's high.
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I wonder what the Penguins win probability is in this moment. I bet it's high.
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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
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Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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Riverside Co. Sheriff is spending $78,450 to upgrade its Nyxcell cell site simulator with a U100 5G Native Identifier Unit so that it can track 5G phones.
riversidecountyca.iqm2.com/Citizens/Det...
riversidecountyca.iqm2.com/Citizens/Det...
SHERIFF-CORONER-PA: Direct the Purchasing Agent to issue a Purchase Order to Tactical Support Equipment, Inc. for a U100 Native 5G Identifier Unit without seeking competitive bids for FY 25-26 in th...
riversidecountyca.iqm2.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Riverside Co. Sheriff is spending $78,450 to upgrade its Nyxcell cell site simulator with a U100 5G Native Identifier Unit so that it can track 5G phones.
riversidecountyca.iqm2.com/Citizens/Det...
riversidecountyca.iqm2.com/Citizens/Det...
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Because they represent the losing side of that war
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Because they represent the losing side of that war
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Judges who decline to answer basic questions about 2020 and January 6 are advancing through the confirmation process—several with Democratic support.
AP has the jaw-dropping investigation here: bit.ly/4iMzDe8
AP has the jaw-dropping investigation here: bit.ly/4iMzDe8
Progressive group targets Senate Democrats for backing Trump's judicial nominees
A progressive group is targeting two Senate Democrats and an independent senator who voted to confirm some of President Donald Trump's judicial nominees.
bit.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Judges who decline to answer basic questions about 2020 and January 6 are advancing through the confirmation process—several with Democratic support.
AP has the jaw-dropping investigation here: bit.ly/4iMzDe8
AP has the jaw-dropping investigation here: bit.ly/4iMzDe8
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination