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Mayor of Funkytown
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this place has all the amenities
A photo of a paper towel dispenser that says “NEW\UNUSED PAPER TOWELS”
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If I had a nickel
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This dickbag
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Fred Rogers
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I could not for the life of me remember Unstoppable and had to look it up. I love this bit from Wikipedia:
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Vaginal felching is not a valid form of contraception according to medical experts.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Uh-oh
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"I told them I'm a U.S. citizen, I know my rights," he said. "All they said was, I don't (expletive) care."
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Give this man a trillion dollars
“You now get a free Optimus and it’s just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime,” Musk said. “You don’t have to put people in prisons and stuff. It’s really wild to think of the possibilities.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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“You now get a free Optimus and it’s just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime,” Musk said. “You don’t have to put people in prisons and stuff. It’s really wild to think of the possibilities.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Kevin Bacon in the "Thank you sir, may I have another" scene from Animal House
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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lol
(“Working will be optional, like growing your own vegetables, instead of buying them from the store,” he posted this week.) Elsewhere on the investor call Wednesday, he said that Tesla’s robots would “actually create a world where there is no poverty, where everyone has access to the finest medical care.”
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Who took my keys?
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Did not understand this reference, so I had to look it up and I'm sorry, inspector who now?
The Snowman is a 2017 psychological thriller film directed by Tomas Alfredson and written by Peter Straughan, Hossein Amini, and Søren Sveistrup. The story is based on the 2007 novel of the same name by Jo Nesbø. The film stars Michael Fassbender, Rebecca Ferguson, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Val Kilmer, and J. K. Simmons, and follows inspector Harry Hole as he tracks a serial killer who builds snowmen at his crime scenes. Principal photography began on 18 January 2016 in Norway, before moving to London and Sweden.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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lol
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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subway
September 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM