Queerberry Muffin
@qberrymuffin.bsky.social
Transgender/Queer/Data center consultant. She/Her.
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.
January 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.
I should call her....
January 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I should call her....
At the museum: this feels familiar.... fuck
January 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At the museum: this feels familiar.... fuck
Mr Right makes me want an Anna Kendrick John wick movie
December 28, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Mr Right makes me want an Anna Kendrick John wick movie
GitHub commenters you are Queens among the Internet rabble, thank you for the blessing of functional Kerberos with message encryption.
December 11, 2024 at 1:44 PM
GitHub commenters you are Queens among the Internet rabble, thank you for the blessing of functional Kerberos with message encryption.
I fucking love public libraries
November 28, 2023 at 8:46 PM
I fucking love public libraries
i guess bluesky has made it as a platform cause I'm getting followed by porn bot accounts
November 22, 2023 at 4:48 PM
i guess bluesky has made it as a platform cause I'm getting followed by porn bot accounts
I've been watching foundation and I would never have guessed that the 1000 year scifi story of predicting/navigating the way out of the collapse of an intergalactic empire through subtle societal influence would have so many fist fights.
September 9, 2023 at 2:08 PM
I've been watching foundation and I would never have guessed that the 1000 year scifi story of predicting/navigating the way out of the collapse of an intergalactic empire through subtle societal influence would have so many fist fights.
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"Gondor calls for aid"
August 1, 2023 at 4:37 AM
"Gondor calls for aid"
Hey @scalzi.com my spouse has asked me to attempt to seduce you to get an ARC for Starter Villain so...
*wiggles suggestively* (she says this always works on her)
I will await your reply
*wiggles suggestively* (she says this always works on her)
I will await your reply
July 30, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Hey @scalzi.com my spouse has asked me to attempt to seduce you to get an ARC for Starter Villain so...
*wiggles suggestively* (she says this always works on her)
I will await your reply
*wiggles suggestively* (she says this always works on her)
I will await your reply
@adaloveless.bsky.social : feels like my butt hole turned inside out
Me hip thrusting in her direction: I'll turn your *remembering that I'm seven weeks post bottom surgery* wait no I can't make that joke anymore! What have I done?! I regret everything! take it all back 😭😭😭
Ada: muahaha 😈
Me hip thrusting in her direction: I'll turn your *remembering that I'm seven weeks post bottom surgery* wait no I can't make that joke anymore! What have I done?! I regret everything! take it all back 😭😭😭
Ada: muahaha 😈
July 30, 2023 at 10:47 PM
@adaloveless.bsky.social : feels like my butt hole turned inside out
Me hip thrusting in her direction: I'll turn your *remembering that I'm seven weeks post bottom surgery* wait no I can't make that joke anymore! What have I done?! I regret everything! take it all back 😭😭😭
Ada: muahaha 😈
Me hip thrusting in her direction: I'll turn your *remembering that I'm seven weeks post bottom surgery* wait no I can't make that joke anymore! What have I done?! I regret everything! take it all back 😭😭😭
Ada: muahaha 😈
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when i post hog it will be indistinguishable from high-concept metacommentary
July 30, 2023 at 7:40 PM
when i post hog it will be indistinguishable from high-concept metacommentary
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The revolution (my bedtime) is besieged by reaction (disrupted by tummy ache) and requires heroic mass organisation (belly rubs) if the wretched of the Earth (me) is to see victory (sleep)
July 18, 2023 at 11:18 PM
The revolution (my bedtime) is besieged by reaction (disrupted by tummy ache) and requires heroic mass organisation (belly rubs) if the wretched of the Earth (me) is to see victory (sleep)
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timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great
July 12, 2023 at 8:24 PM
timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great
Of all the things to deal with while recovering from surgery, the one I've least been able to cope with is having to only lay on my back. I was not prepared to yearn to roll over.
July 9, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Of all the things to deal with while recovering from surgery, the one I've least been able to cope with is having to only lay on my back. I was not prepared to yearn to roll over.
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every year i purchase exactly 52 boxes of girl scouts thin mints cookies, one for each week of the year. every sunday night i spend several hours grinding each individual cookie up into a fine powder and snorting them. i am now the fastest violinist in the London Symphony Orhcestra
July 9, 2023 at 3:55 AM
every year i purchase exactly 52 boxes of girl scouts thin mints cookies, one for each week of the year. every sunday night i spend several hours grinding each individual cookie up into a fine powder and snorting them. i am now the fastest violinist in the London Symphony Orhcestra
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BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
July 7, 2023 at 2:58 PM
BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
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happiness of missing out (homo)
Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
July 7, 2023 at 4:57 AM
happiness of missing out (homo)
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Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
July 7, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
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Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
July 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕