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Jon H.
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...What am I doing here? Who am I?
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The need for every holiday to be preceded by weeks or months of advance push, immediately to be replaced by the next push at the strike of 12 signals a deep decay and aching need in society. In this essay I wil
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why do some people not edit themselves at all, when it seems to me that all I *do* is edit myself when dealing with the outside world?
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So this is a thing cats other than mine do!
The Criminal
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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(Because I refuse to let my art die with Twitter)

A comprehensive analysis of which Final Fantasy characters have fucked:
September 30, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Sometimes I think I'm too well-rounded for my own good...
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Have you ever tried to manifest something so hard that when it doesn't come true you feel broken?
August 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What is social media but a way for me to count all the ways I'm different...?

I don't feel like I belong anywhere anymore.
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Reposting this so I don't lose it.
I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.
June 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Q: What's the difference between Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and autistic children?

A: Autistic children have families who love them.
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A comforting (relatively-old) meme in these uncomfortable times.
Elon’s Downfall
April 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well it finally happened. I meant to type "duck" but it autocorrected "fuck."
March 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There's just no place for me anymore, professionally. A programmer with a heart who loves the humanities--or whatever...

I'm approaching 6 months of unemployment and I have jack shit to show for it...
March 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm in a funk and browsing this website isn't helping... I just see one thing to set me off after another...
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pittsburgh peeps: is anyone doing volunteer work this MLK Day and have room for 1 more?
I never have before and I think this… would be a good year for it.
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What grass? lol...
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm discovering I cannot live on Internet alone.
Feeling lonely (by my standards) and I wish I had somewhere to go or somebody to see. Even my cat and I aren't on the best of terms right now...

Why does everyone and everything shut down in the winter??
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
25 years ago tonight, I was stuck at home with my brother's annoying friends, so I found myself channel surfing and recording it to VHS for posterity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mzM...
Channel Surfing on New Year's Eve 1999-2000 , part 1 (11PM - 1AM EST)
YouTube video by Jon Heiman
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I'm missing so much in my adoptive hometown these next 5 days (because I'm stuck in my old hometown, where *nothing* is happening) that I'm actually mad about it.
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I don't get lonely easily, but when I do (multiple days without any meaningful conversation)...

I need something to distract me from online.
November 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
"Long time listener of the pod(cast)" will never be funny; cut it out.
November 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Me playing Resident Evil 4:
Me watching WICKED footage:
October 31, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Recite 80% of a movie and you get 500k. What movie are you picking?
August 14, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Jon H.
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
July 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM