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The Right's War on Consul Culture
It's on the god damn motherfucking DOOR FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING MENTALLY HANDICAPPED?!? IS THAT WHY SO MANY HAVE FUCKING HELMETS?!?
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BUTT-FUCKING CHRIST IS WRONG WITH THESE GOD DAMN IDIOTS?!?
ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING MENTALLY HANDICAPPED?!? IS THAT WHY SO MANY HAVE FUCKING HELMETS?!?
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BUTT-FUCKING CHRIST IS WRONG WITH THESE GOD DAMN IDIOTS?!?
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The Right's War on Consul Culture
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Marie Antoinette (a freak):
"Let them eat ass!"
"Let them eat ass!"
March 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Marie Antoinette (a freak):
"Let them eat ass!"
"Let them eat ass!"
What about a guy who is bragging about his eczema and you say "weird flecks" that would sure be a funny thing that might happen
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
What about a guy who is bragging about his eczema and you say "weird flecks" that would sure be a funny thing that might happen
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was haute like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was effete like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was effete like me?
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was haute like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was effete like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was effete like me?
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
... And I vote
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
... And I vote
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
... And I vote
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
... And I vote
Sure, Stroud called "500!" as he threw it up, but then he very savvily and controversially called "Bankrupt!" as the ball was already on the way down.
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Sure, Stroud called "500!" as he threw it up, but then he very savvily and controversially called "Bankrupt!" as the ball was already on the way down.
LeBron James has played over 71,000 minutes in the NBA including playoffs. According to Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers, that means he's well over 10% of the way to being an expert at NBA. Keep it up, LeBron!
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
LeBron James has played over 71,000 minutes in the NBA including playoffs. According to Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers, that means he's well over 10% of the way to being an expert at NBA. Keep it up, LeBron!
Crazy to be wokewashing a guy who couldn't stop being in kids bathrooms (he was always near a little john)
Crazy to be defending a guy who invented the bacon weave pillow (he was deep in knotting ham for rest)
Crazy to be defending a guy who some tortured third thing where paunchline is fryer tuck
Crazy to be defending a guy who invented the bacon weave pillow (he was deep in knotting ham for rest)
Crazy to be defending a guy who some tortured third thing where paunchline is fryer tuck
idc who is in it nor how well it's made, in this specific time, in this specific place, I shall not be seeing a movie about how the go who famously stole from the rich to give to the poor was actually a villainous monster. no thank you. fuck right off with that.
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Crazy to be wokewashing a guy who couldn't stop being in kids bathrooms (he was always near a little john)
Crazy to be defending a guy who invented the bacon weave pillow (he was deep in knotting ham for rest)
Crazy to be defending a guy who some tortured third thing where paunchline is fryer tuck
Crazy to be defending a guy who invented the bacon weave pillow (he was deep in knotting ham for rest)
Crazy to be defending a guy who some tortured third thing where paunchline is fryer tuck
"I think it's fine that the most popular country in each hemisphere should have total control over the others"
[Sees the equator]
"Oh... No, not like that. Do it...the watery way. Y'know? Like where we win?"
[Sees the equator]
"Oh... No, not like that. Do it...the watery way. Y'know? Like where we win?"
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
"I think it's fine that the most popular country in each hemisphere should have total control over the others"
[Sees the equator]
"Oh... No, not like that. Do it...the watery way. Y'know? Like where we win?"
[Sees the equator]
"Oh... No, not like that. Do it...the watery way. Y'know? Like where we win?"
American Foreign Policy
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
American Foreign Policy
agave mariaaaaaa
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
agave mariaaaaaa
Looks like fuckmeat's back on the menu
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Looks like fuckmeat's back on the menu
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aerosmith recorded love in an elevator, rats in the cellar, toys in the attic, back in the saddle
maybe they should have tried recording "a good song in the frickin recording studio!"
maybe they should have tried recording "a good song in the frickin recording studio!"
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
aerosmith recorded love in an elevator, rats in the cellar, toys in the attic, back in the saddle
maybe they should have tried recording "a good song in the frickin recording studio!"
maybe they should have tried recording "a good song in the frickin recording studio!"
What's this big news i'm hearing about "60 Mentats"?
[contestant on the Voice]
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand, Six Hundred Mentats
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand, Six Hundred Mentats
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What's this big news i'm hearing about "60 Mentats"?
Choosing to interpret this as "Don T"
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Choosing to interpret this as "Don T"
Inside you, there are two wolves. You weren't sure you'd be into it but you so totally are. "It's not bestiality" you try to say, but for obvious reasons can't
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Inside you, there are two wolves. You weren't sure you'd be into it but you so totally are. "It's not bestiality" you try to say, but for obvious reasons can't
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For sale. Chili dog. Never sucked on.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
For sale. Chili dog. Never sucked on.
[jim morrison voice, unfortunately]
Riders on the worm
Riders on the worm
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
[jim morrison voice, unfortunately]
Riders on the worm
Riders on the worm
SEASON-AL GAIB!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
SEASON-AL GAIB!!!!
Sorry I'm late, your honor- I was logging in to dot com
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sorry I'm late, your honor- I was logging in to dot com
Comrade Marco has joined the #resistance
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Comrade Marco has joined the #resistance
Yes, Mrs. Gehry, I understand that he designed it but unfortunately we are having a very hard time getting him into the coffin
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, Mrs. Gehry, I understand that he designed it but unfortunately we are having a very hard time getting him into the coffin
Sigh...sometimes your Spotify Wrapped just GETS you
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sigh...sometimes your Spotify Wrapped just GETS you