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snorting is the squirting of laughter
@chimneychalamet.bsky.social me after drinking too much milk
February 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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guy carelessly throwing out bathwater: fuck there was a baby in there?!
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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September 22, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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i hope this email pees on you.
September 20, 2023 at 8:29 PM
adding "can burp discreetly in the middle of ringing up a customer" to the top of my resume
September 20, 2023 at 9:03 PM
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procrastinating by coming up with next month’s scribblehub site-wide top-ten hit
September 17, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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i hate hotel wifi
September 17, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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It's everyone's favorite Halloween character, Pansexual Skeleton
September 15, 2023 at 9:59 PM
today i made this food with a confusing aura
September 13, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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i had a cousin named Reports. he died from getting kicked in the head by a horse he was trying to steal
September 9, 2023 at 6:10 AM
unapologetically loving plain yogurt
September 9, 2023 at 6:17 AM
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Still very happy with these Playstaceans I made awhile back
September 8, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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(festooned with beads, confetti in my hair) have I not atoned enough? Have I not been penitent?
September 5, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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September 5, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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the era of serving cunt is well underway, I think it's time we get healthy competition as to avoid a monopoly. from now on I'm shipping box
July 18, 2023 at 12:36 AM
top 10 i'm on ketamine and I'm djing dubstep moments
September 1, 2023 at 4:45 AM
we go through toilet paper so fast at my work cuz of how much time i spend poopin
August 31, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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Petition to rename the ozone layer to bozone layer to account for our atmospheric fuck up.
August 23, 2023 at 7:31 AM
im just gonna go ahead and add 10 mins to my break cuz someone wouldn't stop talking to me and i didn't get to be catatonic
August 30, 2023 at 9:42 PM
wednesday is the new thursday
August 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM