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SourPatch
@pulitzerplies.bsky.social
Grits cooking bitch. Something like a SourPatch. Lover of good chaos. Bookworm. One hiking ass nigga 🥾🌲🌳🍂🍁
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I'm a hiking ass nigga so you may get random photos of nature.
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I’m a space heater in the morniiiiiing
I’m a fan in the afternoooooon
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Rewatching The Big C and Nurse Jackie because my subconscious is working through grief and Ladies and Gents, Eve Best!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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I just want yall to know, that when I go on my nature walks THIS is always my experience.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Grief is hitting so hard today and God has it on my heart to share. So I will. If there’s anything in life you feel like you want to do, do it. Be it relationships, friends, family, careers, education. Do it while the people who are proud of you are around to see you do it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
IKTR "I'm too fly for that"
MS. BethAnn!!! Come on!!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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He gonna cry in the car
thought he could call her stupid and she chewed his ass right on up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My dog throughout the night will get up see if Im sleep so he can get in my bed. That fucker think he slick.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This shit still funny. 😂🤣
All my American friends were clowning me about the Drake lookalike contest in Toronto this weekend but I'm screaming at this girl (makayla.chamberss on IG) being the top winner 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"16"
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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When people criticize you for being short, they're really just saying that the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have gained like 6 pounds from these snow days. My neck cannot take a another one.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A single blunt can absolutely create life long friendships.
December 26, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Babes on Hulu did a great job deterring me from child birth. I too sceamed when the Dr. pulled out that big ass needle.
December 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I'm really a humanitarian at heart. I want the solution that benefits everyone. The problem is I'm surrounded by individuals and not a broader community for everyone. Why must we exist with these exclusionary norms.
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 AM
The Night King showed his ass in this episode.
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Scream!
December 18, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I need it.
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Everytime I see this I cackle.
All my American friends were clowning me about the Drake lookalike contest in Toronto this weekend but I'm screaming at this girl (makayla.chamberss on IG) being the top winner 😭😭😭
December 16, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My face when somebody is crying and I think I'm being empathetic.
December 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Good. Stupid bitches. Stealing wages, inflating the housing market. Please go to hell.
CNN: “There is a real sense of nervousness and even fear in C-suites across the country.”
December 12, 2024 at 4:36 AM
This episode helped solidify my stance on kids because I too would probably be writing into reddit.
This week, we dove into some wild #redditstories. You can find us on all major podcast platforms and our Patreon.

linktr.ee/jadeandxd
December 11, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Dog/Tortoise
Fuck a zodiac sign what kind of neurodivergent are you? I’m tortoise.
December 11, 2024 at 12:48 PM
She was all over the place. However when I was a kid I used to pretend to work in an office and that's what I do now.
December 11, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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The older I get the more I realize why Tupac hated everybody
December 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM