퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
banner
puke.bsky.social
퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
@puke.bsky.social
Scooby-Doo's Mystery Machine without the t - Misanthropy is misunderstood idealism 🧑🏻 NBi

Sometimes video game stuff person, filed under👉 #chosting #retro

🎮 https://backloggd.com/u/Daav
🎥 https://letterboxd.com/daavpuke
Pinned
I took a lighthearted stroll through the history of Breakout clones, particularly those that are just vehicles to sell sex in video games. They've made a bunch of them! From its earlier Atari beginnings to the present day.

As always, I'd appreciate sharing this. Thanks 💜

medium.com/@daavpuke/a-...
A Historical Breakout In Porn Games
Arkanoid? Whatever you call Breakout, porn games have historically been there to use the game.
medium.com
It only took all day, but I finally have all the jokers in Balatro. I'm finally free 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Another lesser known NES game to consider is Spiritual Warfare, which is basically if The Legend of Zelda was a Bible story.

The infamous NES Bible games were actually brought back and put on Steam. Since 2017, the games have only accrued 37 reviews:

store.steampowered.com/app/624550/S...
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
#TBT to before I was mutuals with videogame beaches and she totally big time'd me 😔
Here's one for @videogamebeach.bsky.social

(the game is Ankora: Lost Days)
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
When your game's anniversary is also the first day of Transgender Awareness Week.
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
It seems that Bluesky woke up and chose to fuck me, as the video now stops loading and/or stopped having sound. That's cool 😐

Here it is again in a different format. Hop in the thread for more info ig 🤷
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It has never been more over 🫡

medium.com/@daavpuke/wh...
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In Super Mario Bros, the King Koopa sprite is much more slender. In Super Mario Bros 2, Wart is a noticably fat villain. Wart is never seen again.

Judging by that pattern, we can assume Bowser's weight insecurity starts in Super Mario Bros 3, with shame so deep he falls through the floor. Metaphor!
This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
🫵😐 YOU when you go to the farmer's market. Boomer's Adventure in ASMIK World, as well as Catrap for Nintendo Game Boy in this appropriately neon green magazine advertisement.

Catrap is one of the Game Boy's many sokoban and Boomer is a Heiankyo-like.

#gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Jack Black is back in the news. The Israel-loving actor who portrays Bowser, an evil dictator, in the Mario Bros movies has a long history with video games. Do you know what his first game was?

If you said Brutal Legend, you'd be wrong! He's in a TV commercial for Pitfall on Atari 2600

#chosting
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
Intro of a Data East arcade game from 1996, Janken Game Acchi Muite Hoi!

Yeeaah, this would've gotten me to spend money on a rock-paper-scissors game for sure. The advantage of having a static game like that is your graphics can look clean as heck. The special joystick is cool too! ✨

#chosting
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A lot going on in this box art for Kageki on Sega Mega Drive
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Someone finally shared a regular Gloom with me, so I finally have the Kanto Pokedex card after one year 😭

Now I just need regular Exeggutor and regular Zapdos to complete the set.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It seems that Bluesky woke up and chose to fuck me, as the video now stops loading and/or stopped having sound. That's cool 😐

Here it is again in a different format. Hop in the thread for more info ig 🤷
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
Oh wow they did the meme for real
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Now that I've seen the entire campaign, maybe the vague angle was better. In this commercial, the PlayStation characters crawl out of the kids' TV like Sadako from The Ring 😭

Here's a bunch more info about the McDonald's Happy Set promo: dengekionline.com/data/news/20...

#gaming #retro #Japan 🎮
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
Another hard one is Vs., not helped by the fact that it's a fighting game.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
If you like my scans, please consider throwing a couple bucks my way on ko-fi.com/detchibe or at patreon.com/TheStacksCA
Since 2023 I have been funding this endeavour almost entirely myself, and with upcoming changes to my life in 2026, that will no longer be (as) feasible
The Stacks | Patreon
Archival scans and games writing
patreon.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Welcome to the five stars club. I'm even a little sad that it had to end. I've never really quite seen anything like it. Wow.

letterboxd.com/daavpuke/fil...
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
Since it's got parappa 2 and pipo saru and mcdonald's I'd wager it's part of the campaign for the mcdonald's original happy disc archive.org/details/mcdo...
McDonald's Original Happy Disc (SCPM-85101) : Sony Computer Entertainment : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Demo disc offered by McDonald's restaurants in Japan showcasing two specially-themed demos for PaRappa the Rapper 2 and Pipo Saru 2001, as well as a bonus...
archive.org
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Now Watching: O Brother Where Art Thou

Been meaning to get to this one for a long time. I don't like musicals, but I don't think this is going to be exactly like that. I hear good things, at least. See ya on the other side 🫡
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
I have no idea what this 2001 Japanese TV commercial from PlayStation is selling. It's not Parappa the Rapper 2, which IS a 2001 PlayStation 2 game, but Sony is still using the first logo here. I guess it's selling vibes?

Parappa is a good time tbh 🤷

#gaming #retro #PlayStation 🎮
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🗣️ Yeah, that's what you get for cancelling MapleStory 2, IDIOT!
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Until they announce that this GameCube 2 ass Steam machine is €500 or €600 tops, I'll continue to feel the same way about it than the Steam Deck or other inaccessible tech gadget. Cool for like .2% of very loud people who can just blow away their money like that nbd
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Intro of a Data East arcade game from 1996, Janken Game Acchi Muite Hoi!

Yeeaah, this would've gotten me to spend money on a rock-paper-scissors game for sure. The advantage of having a static game like that is your graphics can look clean as heck. The special joystick is cool too! ✨

#chosting
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by 퓨̸크̸ "Games No One Likes" Puke
Epidemic on PlayStation 1, which is actually the sequel to Kileak before SEO purposes needed to make that obvious, knows what the people want: Drawn out, dry as hell depictions of some dystopian cyber future. With mechs 🎮

#gaming #PS1 #retro
January 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM