I should really get back to Mortol one of these days

Can I interest you in a Secret of the Stars at this time?

There are already a sporadic amount of Spanish game magazines on the Internet Archive, so make sure you double check before you scan them. Unless you think you can get a much higher quality print out there, but you'd have to check that as well.

Gottem. Zinger. He's dead now 🙏

Are you not? Entertained, that is.

Here are some screenshots for the vibes. It's one of these. If you're a million years old and sat at a personal computer of any kind in the 1900s, you've seen one of these. You click things and solve puzzles. Who doesn't like doing that from time to time?

What an absolute banger to start your legacy with 🫡

See, I knew you would get the hype, Is There a Fishing Minigame on Bluesky dot social 🙏

The game itself is just as hyperkinetic. A fun addition is that the game can be played as a side-scroller on a controller or as a first-person light gun game. It even supports dual wielding guns!

Despite that, reviews like one of Jeff Gerstmann were not impressed: www.gamespot.com/reviews/scud...

In these times, whatever gives you the happy juice is worth it, as long as you keep your head on, ya know?

Best I can do is a Final Fantasy XII potion:

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I did it. Somehow, this scuffed setup is what got me there. To be fair, getting Mr. Bones right at the end felt like a cheat, but I beat it fair and square

After over a hundred hours, most of which I wasn't looking at missions, I have unlocked every joker in Balatro (I still need to buy them once)🫡