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Pretty wild that the Internet, the thing that runs literally everything in our entire life, just breaks once a month now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Which is worse?

1. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is freezing cold; or,

2. Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and the seat is toasty warm from another person's butt.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Haaaaaaaate calling an RB direct snap in shotgun on a 2 point conversion. That's just not gonna work.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unfortunately,
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is it high sticking if Byfield's head was only three feet off the ground? Damn
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Sens are banking some points, Tkachuk is out, it's November, standings are extremely tight. It's fine. We'll barely care about any of this in February.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sennies ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pinto. Nice.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Remember that Europe's dark ages came as a regression AFTER a few thousand years of progress by the Greeks, Romans, and others. In the 700s people used to look up at the crumbling Roman aqueducts and wonder which gods had built them.

Social progress isn't as linear or constant as we think.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Somebody name one memory of a thing Nick Cousins has done as an Ottawa Senator.

This team hasn't had a more "guy who is wearing a jersey and technically part of the team" player in years.

Even Zach Sanford had that one game.
Looking forward to the day this Senators team evolves past the need for Nick Cousins.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bieber opting into the next season with the Jays for $16 mil is such a steal for the team.
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sens are banking some points, Tkachuk is out, it's November, standings are extremely tight. It's fine. We'll barely care about any of this in February.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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A little surprising, but happy news. Bieber seemed to genuinely love his time with the Jays.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Okay pinch hit France for IKF
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Miles Straw walk off homer coming up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Mr. Bovember
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Okay. Can't let them bat again. End this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have always believed in you, Jeff Hoffman. You can do it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
ERNESTOOOOO CLEMENTÉÉÉÉ
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If everyone gets out, Ohtani will be the tying run at the plate with 2 outs in the 9th.
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I wanna throw up and I forgot to breathe for a full minute.
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Good game Max 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM