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Canada tryna get goalied here?
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Huge steal of 3 there for Homan
February 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
That'll show 'em.
Thankfully Tom Wilson is here to stop Canada from getting bullied by France [AFTER a generational talent takes a big hit to the head]
February 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Thankfully Tom Wilson is here to stop Canada from getting bullied by France [AFTER a generational talent takes a big hit to the head]
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Connor McDavid with 9 points in 3 games at the Olympics. That's amazing! And it's also something he's done over 4 different 3 game spans this season in the NHL.
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
There are two guys on the Danish team named Nick Jensen, and neither of them are Nick Jensen (who is American)
February 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
See all your favourite former Senators "that guy might be something..." stars:

Stephane Da Costa!
Filip Chlapik!
Rudolfs Balcers!
Kaspars Daugavins!
Nikolas Matinpalo! (Getting ahead of this one)
The Olympics are fun because you suddenly see a guy you almost came to blows arguing we could get a 2nd round pick for at the deadline back in 2011
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Mike Johnson fighting for his life pronouncing French names out here
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
These French players ain't never seen a Mark Stone before
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
CBC Gem is absolutely ruining "Beautiful Things" by Benson Boone for me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
France's coaches are hot guys in nice suits. No surprise.

French uniforms, however, desperately need a redesign.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Nikolas Matinpalo scores in his Olympic debut! This matches his NHL career goal total (1).
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I really love that "booing" is regional.

Some counties "boooooooo", some countries "hisssssss", some countries *whistle*. Probably even more that I don't know about. It's neat!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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team canada men's hockey captain
- 3x stanley cup champion
- 2x conn smythe trophy winner
- 2x olympic gold medalist
- OT game winning goal for olympic gold in 2010

team usa men's hockey captain
- from arizona
- has mustache
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Tying for gold and then finishing second on the tiebreaker is something that would haunt me for the rest of my life
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Men's Hockey Prediction:
🥇 Canada
🥈 Finland
🥉 USA
4th Czechia
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Are you an Olympic-quality men's ski jumper or are you just happy to see me?
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Old people: "Look, those young people on vacation are having sex isn't that nice?"

Young man: "Nope, we're shitting our brains out from travel diarrhea. Try dukafol!"
Canadian Super Bowl ad: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW OLD MEN PISS BUT THEN THERE IS A LITTLE BUT LEFT AND ITS IN THEIR PANTS
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Bad Bunny had the most ambition of anyone on the field tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Canadian Super Bowl ad: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW OLD MEN PISS BUT THEN THERE IS A LITTLE BUT LEFT AND ITS IN THEIR PANTS
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So the Japanese skate was flawless and the American guy was very much not flawless and repeated a trick but the American guy got a better score. Got it.
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Mixed doubles curling seems difficult. Especially so when you keep missing shots and your opponents keep making shots.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Coffee's on. Long day of Olympics ahead.
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 AM