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PsycloneJoker
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I shitpost about video games while watching my life slip away like grains of sand in an hourglass.
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Started playing Soulframe (new game from Warframe devs). It's at least as insane as Warframe, possibly more. Pretty fun so far and it's very compelling. I got a bunch of codes if anyone wants access.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Crunchyroll's AI subs are so bad they can't give them away!
Crunchyroll Announced that they are ending the Free Ad-Supported Streaming on December 31st, 2025

(This allowed you to watch certain titles for free without an active sub with ads)

As of reporting there is no changes with the other tiers
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead. It’s already getting hard to build an affordable PC, and the exit of the longstanding provider of consumer memory is going to make that even more challenging www.theverge.com/news/837594/...
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Malevola 🙏🍺

from #dispatch
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Lusamine ✨
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You don't like feet or armpits, you like intimacy. Everything else is more common to see these days but those are still the "gross" parts people don't exactly show off. So when you catch a peek you feel excited and you confuse that excitement for an enjoyment of that specific part.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
So funny they're gonna lose the majority because Trump was a little too mean. I hate everyone involved, obviously, but man it takes a special kind of wimp to quit politics because of meanness.

So many of them are just little guys and if you say one mean thing or remove their treats and they fold.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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the internet used to be comminism since all the information on webbed sites used to be free but now the internet is capitalism because its worse and costs money
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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yaaay reading the news!!! yaaay it's the same shit every day!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM