Ashley.
@psychoticruler.bsky.social
They/them. Level 31 Space Pirate.
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The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Woke 2 has arrived.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Woke 2 has arrived.
I've decided since 2025 was the year to clear my physical TBR, 2026 is the year I'm finally going to start learning how to draw.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've decided since 2025 was the year to clear my physical TBR, 2026 is the year I'm finally going to start learning how to draw.
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
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Hey, hey ! @eliotetc.bsky.social & @rickyftw.bsky.social at #InternetToday are running a fundraiser to help Feeding America.
Catch another great episode and help the cause if you can!
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Catch another great episode and help the cause if you can!
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Trump Threatens ALL of NYC Over Zohran Mamdani?!
YouTube video by Internet Today
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey, hey ! @eliotetc.bsky.social & @rickyftw.bsky.social at #InternetToday are running a fundraiser to help Feeding America.
Catch another great episode and help the cause if you can!
--> youtu.be/D1y2gjAUDCY?...
Catch another great episode and help the cause if you can!
--> youtu.be/D1y2gjAUDCY?...
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From the party that brought you such hits as, “Joe Biden isn’t going to run again” and “vote blue no matter who” comes a brand new hit single: “No, Not Like That (And Not That Brown)”
All of these could be yours as a part of this one time offer for a twelve disc album
All of these could be yours as a part of this one time offer for a twelve disc album
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
From the party that brought you such hits as, “Joe Biden isn’t going to run again” and “vote blue no matter who” comes a brand new hit single: “No, Not Like That (And Not That Brown)”
All of these could be yours as a part of this one time offer for a twelve disc album
All of these could be yours as a part of this one time offer for a twelve disc album
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the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
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I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
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It’s 2026; The recently picked ‘Liberal Joe Rogan’ has been executed by the Trump Administration and the DNC is currently doing a conclave to pick the next one
May 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s 2026; The recently picked ‘Liberal Joe Rogan’ has been executed by the Trump Administration and the DNC is currently doing a conclave to pick the next one
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if you're ever sad alone silently, consider this:
- i hold a copyright on being like that
- you are encroaching on my intellectual property
- i will send you a cease & desist
- i will possibly take you to court
so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it
- i hold a copyright on being like that
- you are encroaching on my intellectual property
- i will send you a cease & desist
- i will possibly take you to court
so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
if you're ever sad alone silently, consider this:
- i hold a copyright on being like that
- you are encroaching on my intellectual property
- i will send you a cease & desist
- i will possibly take you to court
so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it
- i hold a copyright on being like that
- you are encroaching on my intellectual property
- i will send you a cease & desist
- i will possibly take you to court
so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it
Me a couple months ago when I saw in 20/20 for the first time in my life.
i noticed a few months ago that i couldn’t read the clock on the microwave from across the room. i finally got new glasses and i’m a little disoriented by how clear the world looks. how was i living like that.
March 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me a couple months ago when I saw in 20/20 for the first time in my life.
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Good news: today doesn’t exist
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Good news: today doesn’t exist
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I’ve fully changed how I say “Nazi” in my head to emulate how they say it in Inglorious Basterds
“Nyat-sees” just hits
“Nyat-sees” just hits
February 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’ve fully changed how I say “Nazi” in my head to emulate how they say it in Inglorious Basterds
“Nyat-sees” just hits
“Nyat-sees” just hits
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There has to be a mathematical formula or a natural rule about this. Cause it’s always true.
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There has to be a mathematical formula or a natural rule about this. Cause it’s always true.
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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I think the people who fight enormous fires should get more money than the people who harass homeless people but that's just me
January 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I think the people who fight enormous fires should get more money than the people who harass homeless people but that's just me
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Orcas are attacking my yacht. Urgently hiring whalers to defend it. Will pay any amount. Must be battle-ready and tougher than the last team of whalers I hired, who were all immediately pulled underwater
January 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Orcas are attacking my yacht. Urgently hiring whalers to defend it. Will pay any amount. Must be battle-ready and tougher than the last team of whalers I hired, who were all immediately pulled underwater
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when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you
January 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you
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“de-escalation through escalation”
September 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
“de-escalation through escalation”
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Sorry we couldn't fund COVID prevention and treatment, we've spent all our money funding genocide.
- The US
- The US
February 14, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Sorry we couldn't fund COVID prevention and treatment, we've spent all our money funding genocide.
- The US
- The US
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Saw an anti-trans meme that was like 'you can always tell if a building used to be a Pizza Hut' and it's like
so you agree
it USED to be a Pizza Hut
and everyone knows it's NOT one now;
and if someone went into an insurance agency insisting they could buy a pizza, THEY would look unhinged, right?
so you agree
it USED to be a Pizza Hut
and everyone knows it's NOT one now;
and if someone went into an insurance agency insisting they could buy a pizza, THEY would look unhinged, right?
January 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Saw an anti-trans meme that was like 'you can always tell if a building used to be a Pizza Hut' and it's like
so you agree
it USED to be a Pizza Hut
and everyone knows it's NOT one now;
and if someone went into an insurance agency insisting they could buy a pizza, THEY would look unhinged, right?
so you agree
it USED to be a Pizza Hut
and everyone knows it's NOT one now;
and if someone went into an insurance agency insisting they could buy a pizza, THEY would look unhinged, right?