Professor Crow
@professorcrow.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, and Comedian in Seattle, WA.
Emerald City Supporters Match Preview Boy.
Emerald City Supporters Match Preview Boy.
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Reminder the End of Season party is tonight! 6-11 at The Press Box 1518 1st Ave S Seattle. Tickets available at the door for $25. Includes a food ticket and raffle ticket. Additional raffle tickets available $5/ea or 5/$20. Also, don’t forget to bring a new unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots!
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reminder the End of Season party is tonight! 6-11 at The Press Box 1518 1st Ave S Seattle. Tickets available at the door for $25. Includes a food ticket and raffle ticket. Additional raffle tickets available $5/ea or 5/$20. Also, don’t forget to bring a new unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots!
Babe, come quick, new Reichstag Fire just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Babe, come quick, new Reichstag Fire just dropped
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Phil Neville is a great soccer coach. I’ve always said it, been saying it for years. I would reward him with a multi-year contract extension, however much money it takes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Phil Neville is a great soccer coach. I’ve always said it, been saying it for years. I would reward him with a multi-year contract extension, however much money it takes.
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
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My friend @nat1advice.tbm.games is on point
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My friend @nat1advice.tbm.games is on point
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Speaking of new stadiums, it’s probably not a good sign that fully one-third of your fans say they “stop attending games” if you move and and 25% more say they’d go less often.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Speaking of new stadiums, it’s probably not a good sign that fully one-third of your fans say they “stop attending games” if you move and and 25% more say they’d go less often.
Thousands of years of human innovation, and still no one's come up with a better conflict-avoidance strategy than minding your own business.
September 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thousands of years of human innovation, and still no one's come up with a better conflict-avoidance strategy than minding your own business.
Did the Emperor from Emperor's New Clothes think everyone in the world was smart, or did he have a kink for idiots seeing his bare ass?
August 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did the Emperor from Emperor's New Clothes think everyone in the world was smart, or did he have a kink for idiots seeing his bare ass?
You shouldn't buy American Eagle jeans because they're dogshit jeans.
August 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You shouldn't buy American Eagle jeans because they're dogshit jeans.
Superman said Free Palestine.
July 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Superman said Free Palestine.
Check out our statement on the ongoing player dispute with MLS. (SPOILERS: WE SIDE WITH THE WORKERS)
June 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Check out our statement on the ongoing player dispute with MLS. (SPOILERS: WE SIDE WITH THE WORKERS)
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Klopp: "Arne Slot, la la la la la!"
Slot: "Jurgen Klopp, la la la la la!"
Best club in the world.
Slot: "Jurgen Klopp, la la la la la!"
Best club in the world.
April 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Klopp: "Arne Slot, la la la la la!"
Slot: "Jurgen Klopp, la la la la la!"
Best club in the world.
Slot: "Jurgen Klopp, la la la la la!"
Best club in the world.
Everyone else in the Marvel Rivals community is out here complaining about climbing being too easy, meanwhile i just played 4 straight matches in a row where a teammate disconnected before the end of round 1 and lost a full rank. 🙃
March 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Everyone else in the Marvel Rivals community is out here complaining about climbing being too easy, meanwhile i just played 4 straight matches in a row where a teammate disconnected before the end of round 1 and lost a full rank. 🙃
Everyone I currently hang out with is immortal so far.
February 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Everyone I currently hang out with is immortal so far.
I had to finally delete my Twitter account because my drafts ended up full of things it would be illegal to actually say. Gonna try to only be funny here.
February 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had to finally delete my Twitter account because my drafts ended up full of things it would be illegal to actually say. Gonna try to only be funny here.
The monster design from the new Wolfman movie released and it's so bad I'm now not seeing the movie. That's just a man!
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The monster design from the new Wolfman movie released and it's so bad I'm now not seeing the movie. That's just a man!
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elf is short for elf i'd like to fuck
July 14, 2023 at 11:44 PM
elf is short for elf i'd like to fuck
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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Big election news: the 100 million election simulations I started running in 1987 are finished at last, and I can confidently predict (with 96% certainty) that Michael Dukakis will win the 1988 presidential election
November 5, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Big election news: the 100 million election simulations I started running in 1987 are finished at last, and I can confidently predict (with 96% certainty) that Michael Dukakis will win the 1988 presidential election