Ari Liljenwall
ari.lobbingscorchers.com
Ari Liljenwall
@ari.lobbingscorchers.com
Content for MLS, host of Lobbing Scorchers presented by Sounder at Heart. Subscribe to our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@LobbingScorchers
About to go live w/ @ijusttake.photos to talk some Sounders playing in Spokane, first day of training, offseason takes and more! Come hang out and bring your takes, agendas, questions, observations and grievances 👇
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Seattle Sounders are playing in SPOKANE?!
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January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Hear me out. 18 million for Josh Sargent or 1 million cashfer for Moose. They will score a similar amount of goals and Moose will be much cheaper
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If you're one of the Scottish bots who wrote 4.2k words in the comments of our video on the Wilfried Nancy firing, I just want you to know, I am absolutely not reading all that, I'm happy for you though or sorry that happened.
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We are BACK with our first 2026 edition of LS Kickoff w/ @elrolonw.bsky.social! We'll be talking about what's in store with the rest of Seattle's offseason and hit some of the other big headlines from around MLS, come hang out in about 20 minutes! 👇
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What's next for Seattle Sounders offseason?
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January 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Going live in about 15 w/ @elrolonw.bsky.social and @ijusttake.photos, we'll be talking Paul Rothrock, Hassani Dotson, Ryan Sailor and more, come hang out for our biggest show of the offseason so far!
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Seattle Sounders sign Hassani Dotson and Paul Rothrock RE-SIGNS?!
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December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Paul Rothrock Is A Seattle Sounder
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December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wilfried Nancy is going to get sacked by Celtic so fast that he can just take the Crew back over.
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I'm told that Paul Rothrock is in advanced conversations with the San Jose Earthquakes & all though there are a couple of other clubs still interested, #Quakes74 is currently the front runner.

The #Sounders haven't closed the door on Rothrock but ultimately is up to the player.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Obviously happening because Seattle Mayor-Elect appeared on @lobbingscorchers.com twice. @ari.lobbingscorchers.com @ijusttake.photos @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com
Subway Soccer Takes? 😅

NYC Mayor-Elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social joins The Cooligans Podcast later this afternoon. 🗽

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December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Inject it into my veins.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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YouTube ripped off Spotify's Wrapped feature. Mine is a comedic snapshot of my interests.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Inter Miami finally winning MLS Cup actually somehow makes it even funnier that they got smoked so badly by Paul Rothrock that it sent them into a blinding, spit-fueled rage.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hell of a season for my boys the Vancouver Whitecaps. Made a good run at it just came up short at the end, we'll be back at it in '26.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not an ideal first half for my longtime club the Vancouver Whitecaps, but I feel like we grew into it, the chances were there. Just need the boys to lock in for the second half, we're in this, I still believe.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ref cam is honestly the sickest thing that's happened to this league in the last 10 years.
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Longtime Vancouver Whitecaps fan here signing onto the timeline. This is a big day for all of us fans of the Vancouver Whitecaps, can't wait to see if the boys can go out there and get this done, even when no one believes we can do it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
PSA: Due to an unfortunate late-night Amtrak train delay last night, LS Kickoff w/ @elrolonw.bsky.social has been moved to TOMORROW at the same time (8 am PT)! We'll be previewing MLS Cup and talking more Seattle Sounders offseason, appreciate you all bearing with the schedule change.
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Vancouver Whitecaps up 2-0 in the first 10 minutes? That's famously a situation that's gone extremely well for all MLS clubs in the Western Conference this year, can't think of a situation where anyone blew a lead under those circumstances.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fortunately they were already taught that lesson by Paul Rothrock and Obed Vargas.
Are all MLS neutrals rooting against Miami?

Somehow I want the ultimate lesson to Messi and all players that come here from Europe to be

‘Yeah. It ain’t that easy.’
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Pocchetino is building the World Cup squad around Cristian Roldan, Diego Luna, Sebastian Berhalter and Alex Freeman, this man's ball knowledge is actually off the charts I'm afraid to say.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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If Katie Wilson wins by a few hundred votes, I think we need to acknowledge that it could be people who heard her on @lobbingscorchers.com that pushed her over the edge…
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Phil Neville is a great soccer coach. I’ve always said it, been saying it for years. I would reward him with a multi-year contract extension, however much money it takes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Seattle Sounders just crashed out of the playoffs in PKs at Minnesota. The 2025 season ends at Allianz. We'll be firing up the last postgame live of the year in just a few minutes. For one last time: Bring all your questions, takes, agendas and grievances 👇
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Fans react to Seattle Sounders Game 3 at Minnesota United!
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November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM