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twink_repellent on the bird site
twink_repellent on the bird site
you are such a stupid bitch WHY DIDN’T YOU STICK WITH THIS SIMPLE ADVICE.
October 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you are such a stupid bitch WHY DIDN’T YOU STICK WITH THIS SIMPLE ADVICE.
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nooo I love pressing a button and scheduling my conjugal visit with soap
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
nooo I love pressing a button and scheduling my conjugal visit with soap
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Elon Musk pretending to be a top level poe2 player by paying someone to boost his account and then livestreaming himself playing it giving away he knows NOTHING about the game has made my day
This guy is like a skit there's no way a human being is THIS insecure and desperate for validation
This guy is like a skit there's no way a human being is THIS insecure and desperate for validation
January 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Elon Musk pretending to be a top level poe2 player by paying someone to boost his account and then livestreaming himself playing it giving away he knows NOTHING about the game has made my day
This guy is like a skit there's no way a human being is THIS insecure and desperate for validation
This guy is like a skit there's no way a human being is THIS insecure and desperate for validation
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2025 energy babyyyyyyy
January 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
2025 energy babyyyyyyy
this is insane
ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 AM
this is insane
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a face entire empires would go to war for
Authorities have released the mugshot of Luigi Mangione, FOX Baltimore reports
December 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
a face entire empires would go to war for
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The scariest part of "Return to Oz" is when Dorothy goes to CVS.
December 8, 2024 at 4:10 PM
The scariest part of "Return to Oz" is when Dorothy goes to CVS.
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The baffled and traumatized survivors of the Black Death in 1353:
So Disease just… came and went.
November 27, 2024 at 11:56 AM
The baffled and traumatized survivors of the Black Death in 1353:
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HERETIC ENDING EXPLAINED: it means the movie is over and you can leave the theater :)
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
HERETIC ENDING EXPLAINED: it means the movie is over and you can leave the theater :)
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i want to screeeeeaaaam why are PLANS SO DIFFICULT TO STICK TO
November 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
i want to screeeeeaaaam why are PLANS SO DIFFICULT TO STICK TO
i sent this photo to a boy and he said “i can’t believe someone as pretty as you exists” so i think that’s good
October 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
i sent this photo to a boy and he said “i can’t believe someone as pretty as you exists” so i think that’s good
this is my monday shirt
July 10, 2023 at 1:29 PM
this is my monday shirt
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
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please someone draw this image so i can buy it from you
would also accept grimace being locked up in a giant wicker grimace and set ablaze during a quarter pounder festival
July 6, 2023 at 10:43 PM
please someone draw this image so i can buy it from you
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Y’all are going to have to put a gun to my head to get me to use another Meta product
July 5, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Y’all are going to have to put a gun to my head to get me to use another Meta product
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What's interesting to me about this is the assumption that this space MUST be open to conservatives, a group that has repeatedly created social networks that intentionally cater only to themselves. No one on the left ever went on to Truth Social expecting a warm welcome.
clockwork
July 4, 2023 at 9:08 PM
What's interesting to me about this is the assumption that this space MUST be open to conservatives, a group that has repeatedly created social networks that intentionally cater only to themselves. No one on the left ever went on to Truth Social expecting a warm welcome.
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lmao what independence
July 5, 2023 at 1:39 AM
lmao what independence