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Sic Semper Alanis
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Problem Tiger.
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Anybody else watch tiger attack videos to unwind from the creeping fascist enshittification? Just me? Cool, cool.
Apology ingredients

1. Remorse: I’m sorry
2. Responsibility: That I
3. Acknowledgement: Caused you harm.
4. Repair: I will fix it by doing (fill in the blank)
5. (Optional) Request forgiveness if it does not unduly obligate victim: I hope that ( we can be friends/I can regain your trust )
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I love how the Burbank airport has posted extra large, all over: NO JOKES. 💣 🙅🏼‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh hey Burbank wg?
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The immediate follow up should have been, “The fuck you just say?”
📌NOTE: There's no newsroom guidance I'm aware of that says journalists have to just sit there and take it when an ill-bred slob, and convicted felon calls them "piggy" and shrugs off the brutal killing of one of their colleagues by simply saying, "things happen."
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"Overall, the locomotor adaptive strategy of chimpanzees appears to emphasize versatility and maneuverability rather than energy-efficient locomotion" 🧪
Chimpanzee hind limb muscle electromyographic activity patterns during locomotion
Functional interpretation of fossils documenting our early locomotor evolution relies on biomechanical analyses of modern humans and comparative sampl…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What’s really funny about the objection to public grocery stores as communism is that NYC has had them before. Had them for decades prior to the publication of The Communist Manifesto.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The continuing adventures of the Greatest Band In The Whole Damn Universe

lastheplace.com/2025/11/09/t...
The Mutaytor Returns for a One-Night Reunion in Los Angeles - LA's The Place | Los Angeles, Magazine
Music - The Mutaytor Returns for a One-Night Reunion in Los Angeles LA's The Place | Los Angeles, Magazine
lastheplace.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are falling out of trees? Did I read that correctly?
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Anyone in PDX got a bitchin wig library I can raid?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Kids Dad: -playing turn based strategy game for third consecutive hour-

Me: Ain’t you win yet?

KD: It’s the weekly challenge.

Me: How big is the map?

KD: -shows me-

Me: It’s so small?

KD: But look how many other tribes there are..!

Me: That’s how I play on the toilet.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Nuke the Filibuster
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Oh please let them end the filibuster.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Agree, except at times Stalin could actually be funny.
"With each of these steps Musk is becoming a modern day techno-Stalinist.

Stalin’s regime was famous for systematically rewriting history and controlling knowledge to control truth and facts and solidify the leader’s power."
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I'm gonna keep quoting myself until this crime against civilization starts getting serious notice.
The Trump regime is East Winging the Goddard Space Flight Center, home to the 10,000 scientists and engineers in NASA science and engineering directorates.
BREAKING: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center is illegally closing 13 campus buildings (including ~100 laboratories).

Report coming from GESTA, the Goddard employee union
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Sic Semper Alanis
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Lo bonito de la campaña de Mamdani es que no hay "una cosa". Es todo:

Un candidato excepcional, un mensaje claro repetido disciplinadamente (con mucho mensaje de nicho lateral), una estrategia de redes revolucionaria y un puerta a puerta histórico.

Justicia social, diversidad y sonrisas
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Somehow, out of all the news tonight what knocked me back was the UPS crash in Kentucky.

THAT ain’t cool.
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Cheney’s morals were not mine. Also his ethics were unimpeachable. Absolutely ironclad devotion to values I find repugnant. Today’s GOP is void of honor, wearing Christianity like a clown suit, and Dick used his final days to call them little bitches. I’m sorry for your loss, @lizcheney.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Youd think Halloween would make people more delicious but thats a myth! The excessive sugar triggers a cortisol cascade, which makes them taste kinda like an armpit. The most delicious humans are Thanksgiving immediately after dinner but before Black Friday.

Anyway. Share your holiday plans?
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Your Los Angeles Dodgers are Good Humans. Very catch, such throw, strong paws. I wouldnt even dream of eating them.
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This woman is 28. Hate makes you age in dog years.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Eminently edible
“They’re moving in herds- they do move in herds”

seeing in twinks in the wild for the first time
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Anybody else watch tiger attack videos to unwind from the creeping fascist enshittification? Just me? Cool, cool.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM