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Problem Tiger.
Nuke the Filibuster
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
He always got a chuckle out of being called Darth Vader. Makes the 11th hour heel turn almost cute. Almost.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Cheney’s morals were not mine. Also his ethics were unimpeachable. Absolutely ironclad devotion to values I find repugnant. Today’s GOP is void of honor, wearing Christianity like a clown suit, and Dick used his final days to call them little bitches. I’m sorry for your loss, @lizcheney.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This woman is 28. Hate makes you age in dog years.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
America’s Got Talons (and no kings)
October 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
America’s Got Talons
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We did it. Scrumptious.
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
u n f o r t u n a t e l y
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We made cupcakes. Out of sprinkles, mostly. With some Crisco to hold it together. Look, I’m a Jew - I don’t believe in Satan as a corrupted being of divine origin whose purpose is to challenge/disrupt the spiritual trajectory of mankind. But if I did, he would be WAY into this.
September 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Break up with your friends, spend more time at the office. Subscribe to more services, sever your social ties, fill the void with consumption. Treat yourself.
August 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s this kind of energy.
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I hate this timeline
July 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My kid decided to throw a party that’s just cake. No birthday, no special occasion, except cake. The children each made a cake, and adults will come later with professional reinforcements. Like cake mercenaries.
July 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Donald Trump makes a fist like he’s never had to use one. Look at any photos - even the “fight” one. Compare w/ Gloria Steinem vs Dorothy Pitman Hughes and you’ll see what I mean:
June 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I suppose this is far enough along now that I can share
June 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
June 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Should she be on the table? No. But is anyone coming over soon? Also no. I’m not the boss of her, she can make her own questionable choices. Also I can wash the tablecloth.
May 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I read the news today. Oh boy.
April 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
March 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“Helping”
March 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Although I’m sure this will be funny forever, I wish it were no longer timely.
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The good news is, I made them and they look great. The bad news is they taste funky because oops! Baking soda instead of powder. I’m just going to leave them here and maybe husband will eat them anyway. Kitchen is clean too!
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
March 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM