Princess ChooChoo
princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Princess ChooChoo
@princesschoochoo.bsky.social
Okay finally got home and relaxed enough so I'll do quick match rundown...
Finished 5-3 at my Pauper Tournament, very happy to get a decent result for Sisters for once, especially at a higher profile event.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Finished 5-3 at my Pauper Tournament, very happy to get a decent result for Sisters for once, especially at a higher profile event.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Update: We gottem! 😤
Update: Golden Needle is also hard 😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Update: Golden Needle is also hard 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Jokerless is hard 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was curious because I noticed the logo (0:14) changes the Japanese as well. Took me a while to work it out...
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Ok, the opening lines of every story in Tempting Poison: ➡️

Nova didn’t mind that I fucked her roughly, thoughtlessly, brutally.

Marius absently scrolled the document and stared at the neckline of Selina’s blouse.

Novice Sister Ursula shook her head at the tutelary spirit.
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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No preorder or cover yet, but my next book, "Lo Nuns!" is a set of stories set in a late medieval pseudo-Europe. As normal (for me) there are loads of lesbian and transfem nuns, and they do more than just pray.
By the grace of the Saints (also mostly trans) please prepare to get hype!
#transbooks
July 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The trans homewrecker yuri just updated!
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“…and a hat. And a music box! Miss Mercy, do you have a music box?”

“No, I don’t have a music box.”

“Mama, Miss Mercy doesn’t have a music box!”

“I heard.”

“Miss Mercy, you need a music box.”

Mercedes shot Jennifer a pleading look. Jennifer pointedly ignored her distress with a smirk.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Reading @jemma.bsky.social's upcoming book about a transfem special agent ala James Bond (without, you know, the misogyny and racism). I can't emphasize enough that she's an incredible writer with amazing range, you should all be reading her (her books are included in the toxic yuri bundle btw).
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Act VII of A Hungry Light is now available! Yippee, it's done!!

Six more chapters, 23k more words, and the conclusion to the violent forcefem epic! I hope you enjoy it!

zinnabelle.itch.io/a-hungry-lig...
Act VII
HOORAY WE'RE DONE! Six new chapters, ~23k words, with a final total wordcount of 174,371. Holy shit i actually finished something. im releasing the color editions of the pdf and epub today. im going t...
zinnabelle.itch.io
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
FINALLY BEAT BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE

Started with Mystic + Blue
Found Burnt + Acro to pivot into pairs
Found Brainstorm and later Blueprint to turbo charge it
Forgot Blueprint was perishable and it died just before Violet Vessel 😱
Luckily rolled into Photo + Sock & Buskin to finish 😌
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Went 1-3-1 at a Pauper Tournament today 😩

Including two losses vs Blue Terror which is normally a good matchup for me...
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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THE SISTERS OF DORLEY

A closeted trans girl exploits an underground forcedfem organisation for free healthcare.

CHAPTER 47 PART 1: AND JUST WHERE DID YOU BLOW IN FROM?

This is the Patreon release of the first part of this chapter! (Because I’m going away a while.)

www.patreon.com/posts/sister...
The Sisters of Dorley — Chapter 47 Part 1 — And Just Where Did You Blow In From? (14.9k words) | Alyson Greaves
Get more from Alyson Greaves on Patreon
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October 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How do the mechsploitation sickos feel about this one?
Scientists that won the 2024 IgNobel Prize for "discovering that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus" have completed a successful first-in-human trial testing the safety and tolerability of enteral ventilation, a technique that gets oxygen-rich fluid pumped into the anus.
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Got Anaglyph Deck to gold stake in Balatro, now it's just Painted Deck and Black Deck to go.

Black Deck is really kicking my ass though, even on purple stake. 😭
Less money and less leeway for weak hands is so limiting...
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
idk if anyone actually needs
to be told this, but don't *actually* take a tonne of Tylenol/Acetaminophen/Paracetamol.
It won't cause autism, but it will cause *checks notes*
Liver Failure.
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Been brewing up a new Pauper deck, went through a few names but I think I've settled on Selesyna Stompy.

Basically, it uses the creature based manabase of my Soul Sisters deck, and then takes as much advantage of the high creature count as possible.
October 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
11/15 decks up to gold sticker in Balatro.

I think Magic deck shouldn't be too bad now I know how to play it, and Anaglyph deck is boring but ultimately not too hard.

Not looking forward to grinding Black deck or Painted deck tho...
October 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I didn't really get much out of the trans dating article (I might have been missing the context, having not read the one it was parodying) but I thought this one was really funny.
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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halimedemf.substack.com/p/what-are-h...

Not really sure why people keep trying to be Halimede. Not really sure what they get of it...
What are Halimede impersonators really after?
Who are they? What do they want? Why do they keep doing this?
halimedemf.substack.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Explain your username

I like the anime Princess Tutu, and in Japanese it's pronounced Chuchu. I also like trains, and Chuchu sounds a bit like choo-choo, so I combined them.
Explain your user name

I like tiny lesbian robots, and that specific combination of words has been uncommon enough in my experience that it's something I've stuck with for its distinctiveness

I loathe LLMs for, among the many other good reasons to hate LLMs, poisoning the sapient robot well
Explain your user name

I picked epistemophagy because I wanted a thematically consistent name for my alt, and my main at the time was eigenvectrix, which is also a made-up pseudo-Latinate compound word. I ended up sticking with epistemophagy out of inertia. Still prefer eigenvectrix.
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
There should be a way to embed description in an image file so it can get written once and propagated automatically.
And then you could have extensions to screenshot a post with description automatically.
Probably the metadata format already exists and this would just need better UI.
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Clicker training but with Windows 95 tada.wav for positive reinforcement and chord.wav for negative reinforcement.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kinda annoying now how many TikToks posted in my meme channels are literally just some guy reading out a Tumblr thread.

Like I know why, for some people that's the social media they're on so that's the format it comes to them in so that's what they post, but still ughhhhh
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM