Princess ChooChoo
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Honestly, with the Green Party out there doing far better, I kinda feel like YP is mostly a boon for soaking up shitty leftists and letting the Greens get on with it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Honestly, with the Green Party out there doing far better, I kinda feel like YP is mostly a boon for soaking up shitty leftists and letting the Greens get on with it.
Really a show of how broad the Pauper meta is that a) I did not play a repeat deck all day and b) I can take an off meta deck and still do reasonably well just by having a lot of practice playing it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Really a show of how broad the Pauper meta is that a) I did not play a repeat deck all day and b) I can take an off meta deck and still do reasonably well just by having a lot of practice playing it.
Round 8: 2-0 vs Black Sacrifice
Kinda anticlimactic after the really tight grindy game the previous round. Black Sacrifice generates sooo many ETBs doing relatively little that Sisters really generates value for me, and with a Blight-priest on board they can be burning themselves with any action.
Kinda anticlimactic after the really tight grindy game the previous round. Black Sacrifice generates sooo many ETBs doing relatively little that Sisters really generates value for me, and with a Blight-priest on board they can be burning themselves with any action.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 8: 2-0 vs Black Sacrifice
Kinda anticlimactic after the really tight grindy game the previous round. Black Sacrifice generates sooo many ETBs doing relatively little that Sisters really generates value for me, and with a Blight-priest on board they can be burning themselves with any action.
Kinda anticlimactic after the really tight grindy game the previous round. Black Sacrifice generates sooo many ETBs doing relatively little that Sisters really generates value for me, and with a Blight-priest on board they can be burning themselves with any action.
Round 7: 2-1 vs Blue Terror
Generally against Terror if I resolve Blood Researcher, and can keep it around, I win. I did stumble at one point in the game 3, when I did something slightly out of order and they held me to the missed triggers, was really satisfying to win after that.
Generally against Terror if I resolve Blood Researcher, and can keep it around, I win. I did stumble at one point in the game 3, when I did something slightly out of order and they held me to the missed triggers, was really satisfying to win after that.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 7: 2-1 vs Blue Terror
Generally against Terror if I resolve Blood Researcher, and can keep it around, I win. I did stumble at one point in the game 3, when I did something slightly out of order and they held me to the missed triggers, was really satisfying to win after that.
Generally against Terror if I resolve Blood Researcher, and can keep it around, I win. I did stumble at one point in the game 3, when I did something slightly out of order and they held me to the missed triggers, was really satisfying to win after that.
Round 6: 1-2 vs Mardu Synthesizer
They didn't have Krark-clan Shaman game 1, and in fact they just conceded after my Blood Researcher got big saying they had nothing to answer it preboard. Post board they got KCS + Arms of Hadar. I sandbagged a bunch and managed to hold out for a while but...
They didn't have Krark-clan Shaman game 1, and in fact they just conceded after my Blood Researcher got big saying they had nothing to answer it preboard. Post board they got KCS + Arms of Hadar. I sandbagged a bunch and managed to hold out for a while but...
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 6: 1-2 vs Mardu Synthesizer
They didn't have Krark-clan Shaman game 1, and in fact they just conceded after my Blood Researcher got big saying they had nothing to answer it preboard. Post board they got KCS + Arms of Hadar. I sandbagged a bunch and managed to hold out for a while but...
They didn't have Krark-clan Shaman game 1, and in fact they just conceded after my Blood Researcher got big saying they had nothing to answer it preboard. Post board they got KCS + Arms of Hadar. I sandbagged a bunch and managed to hold out for a while but...
Round 5: 2-0 vs Dimir Faeries
Faeries generates a fair amount of ETBs and mostly relies on flyer chip damage, so it doesn't match well into Sisters. Although often their counterspells can keep me off mana and then I'm screwed, but that didn't happen here.
Faeries generates a fair amount of ETBs and mostly relies on flyer chip damage, so it doesn't match well into Sisters. Although often their counterspells can keep me off mana and then I'm screwed, but that didn't happen here.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 5: 2-0 vs Dimir Faeries
Faeries generates a fair amount of ETBs and mostly relies on flyer chip damage, so it doesn't match well into Sisters. Although often their counterspells can keep me off mana and then I'm screwed, but that didn't happen here.
Faeries generates a fair amount of ETBs and mostly relies on flyer chip damage, so it doesn't match well into Sisters. Although often their counterspells can keep me off mana and then I'm screwed, but that didn't happen here.
Round 4: 2-0 vs White Weenie
This deck plays a lot of small creatures and wants to recur them for value, so it struggles into Sisters. Post board I think they had answers for my big threats, but didn't see them in time, so I won.
This deck plays a lot of small creatures and wants to recur them for value, so it struggles into Sisters. Post board I think they had answers for my big threats, but didn't see them in time, so I won.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 4: 2-0 vs White Weenie
This deck plays a lot of small creatures and wants to recur them for value, so it struggles into Sisters. Post board I think they had answers for my big threats, but didn't see them in time, so I won.
This deck plays a lot of small creatures and wants to recur them for value, so it struggles into Sisters. Post board I think they had answers for my big threats, but didn't see them in time, so I won.
Round 3: 0-2 vs Jund Wildfire
Any deck with Krark-clan Shaman is a bad time for me. My new more midrangey sandbagging plan did let me stall out those games for a long time, but I didn't get chance to finish them before they ran me out of resources.
Any deck with Krark-clan Shaman is a bad time for me. My new more midrangey sandbagging plan did let me stall out those games for a long time, but I didn't get chance to finish them before they ran me out of resources.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 3: 0-2 vs Jund Wildfire
Any deck with Krark-clan Shaman is a bad time for me. My new more midrangey sandbagging plan did let me stall out those games for a long time, but I didn't get chance to finish them before they ran me out of resources.
Any deck with Krark-clan Shaman is a bad time for me. My new more midrangey sandbagging plan did let me stall out those games for a long time, but I didn't get chance to finish them before they ran me out of resources.
Round 2: 1-2 vs Monored Madness
I thought this was just burn at the time, and I guess it doesn't play a lot of madness spells so it kinda is.
Flooded game 1, which denied them sideboard info for game 2 which I took. Game 3 they got out two Guttersnipe and I saw 1 sister ever, so died fast.
I thought this was just burn at the time, and I guess it doesn't play a lot of madness spells so it kinda is.
Flooded game 1, which denied them sideboard info for game 2 which I took. Game 3 they got out two Guttersnipe and I saw 1 sister ever, so died fast.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 2: 1-2 vs Monored Madness
I thought this was just burn at the time, and I guess it doesn't play a lot of madness spells so it kinda is.
Flooded game 1, which denied them sideboard info for game 2 which I took. Game 3 they got out two Guttersnipe and I saw 1 sister ever, so died fast.
I thought this was just burn at the time, and I guess it doesn't play a lot of madness spells so it kinda is.
Flooded game 1, which denied them sideboard info for game 2 which I took. Game 3 they got out two Guttersnipe and I saw 1 sister ever, so died fast.
Round 1: 2-0 vs Rakdos Madness
This was against one of our locals, so it was kind of a nice warm up for us where we both knew each others decks.
Generally I've done well in this matchup, I think it's particularly vunerable to lifegain, because it doesn't deal damage that fast IME.
This was against one of our locals, so it was kind of a nice warm up for us where we both knew each others decks.
Generally I've done well in this matchup, I think it's particularly vunerable to lifegain, because it doesn't deal damage that fast IME.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Round 1: 2-0 vs Rakdos Madness
This was against one of our locals, so it was kind of a nice warm up for us where we both knew each others decks.
Generally I've done well in this matchup, I think it's particularly vunerable to lifegain, because it doesn't deal damage that fast IME.
This was against one of our locals, so it was kind of a nice warm up for us where we both knew each others decks.
Generally I've done well in this matchup, I think it's particularly vunerable to lifegain, because it doesn't deal damage that fast IME.
I went to Top 8 at our local tournament the first time they ran it, then they started recording results and the next two were terrible showings for me.
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I went to Top 8 at our local tournament the first time they ran it, then they started recording results and the next two were terrible showings for me.
Soul Sisters are not in the Pauper meta. I've been enjoying trying to make it work, and I'm happy to finally get a decent showing in a recorded event.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Soul Sisters are not in the Pauper meta. I've been enjoying trying to make it work, and I'm happy to finally get a decent showing in a recorded event.
I was thinking about cutting Whitemane Lion thinking it was a bit winmore, but instead went up to 3 as I realised it's a manasink that lets me sit back if I'm not under pressure, and can rescue something when that position is threatened.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I was thinking about cutting Whitemane Lion thinking it was a bit winmore, but instead went up to 3 as I realised it's a manasink that lets me sit back if I'm not under pressure, and can rescue something when that position is threatened.
Made some last minute changes after some advice the FNM the evening before.
I'd been playing the deck more as an aggro win ASAP plan, but they suggested I should hang back if I'm in a winning position.
I'd been playing the deck more as an aggro win ASAP plan, but they suggested I should hang back if I'm in a winning position.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Made some last minute changes after some advice the FNM the evening before.
I'd been playing the deck more as an aggro win ASAP plan, but they suggested I should hang back if I'm in a winning position.
I'd been playing the deck more as an aggro win ASAP plan, but they suggested I should hang back if I'm in a winning position.
Honestly very low quality slurs, we can do much better if we try.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Honestly very low quality slurs, we can do much better if we try.
Now all I have left is Completionist++ which... is a lot
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Now all I have left is Completionist++ which... is a lot
Just had an image of a femme carrying her heels in her teeth while crawling through a vent. She puts them back on when she drops out in the storage closet don't worry.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just had an image of a femme carrying her heels in her teeth while crawling through a vent. She puts them back on when she drops out in the storage closet don't worry.
In addition to Lesbian Husband, I am now also Lesbian Dad, because I complain when any of my gfs turns up the thermostat.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
In addition to Lesbian Husband, I am now also Lesbian Dad, because I complain when any of my gfs turns up the thermostat.
Or just: Taking Everything
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Or just: Taking Everything