Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.

So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.

(also we're watching Tubi movies)

THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.

Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/

My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works.

It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.

*flies away on a broom while cackling*

1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.

2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.

3. It's my birthday 🥳

Wanna know how tired I am? I normally bash these out in like 2-6 hours. I've been working on this one for 3 days.

Yeah it's GMK and GMMG, which seems like I planned it, but I didn't, it's leftovers from Deathiversary.

So kind of a Mothra thing going on, while next week is more Ghidorah themed.

We did slashers, we did gothic horror, and now the only Halloween movie sub-genre left are actually scary movies.

So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!

You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.

Anwyas, this my my favorite Freak Preview I've ever done. Eight for Silver, Ginger Snaps, and the Scarypiece Theatre segment is Dogscape stuff (cuz werewolves).

Because next Monday is the most cursed day of the year: Monday the 13th, hence it's slasher night.

B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1

I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.

next monday's show is haunted and cursed and you'll die if you watch it so make sure you don't miss it

no refunds if you survive

The FP post isn't late out of laziness, I was actually late for the first time. Anwyas, next Monday:
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!

It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.

Next Week:

1X79 - Pilot
1X19 - Darkness Falls
3X04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
3X20 - Jose Chung's From Outer Space
+ some other cool stuff too!

Next week I finally figured out how the next best thing to pirate monster movies, which apparently don't exist: Regular sailors!

So we got 7th Voyage of Sinbad, some old Popeye cartoons, and then the rite of passage public domain horror Popeye because wow it looks terrible.

Next week, some WAY better haunted Shub-Niggurath witch forest movies to kick off the second most important ween of the year.

Later this Falloween: Sinbad, Popeye, X-Files, Dino Squad Power Rangers episode 2, and the Blair Witch Conspiracy. Grab yer grog n' plunder that booty, me hearties!