Priestess Malyssa🏳️⚧️
@priestessmalyssa.bsky.social
High Priestess of Godzilla, princess, trans, ace, poly, switch, & horror host that streams monster movies every Monday at 16 PST. Coming to my stream is like coming to the fucking Louvre, and THAT'S a Priestess Promise™!
https://www.twitch.tv/priestessmaly
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I can't believe I forgot to post this.
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
I can't believe I forgot to post this.
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I can't believe I forgot to post this.
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
Yeah next week we're all gonna wear leather jackets and sunglasses and wire fu karate fight vampires and werewolves and zombies 😎
It's 2000's nostalgia week!
im going to eat my feelings now because i feel like a train exploded in my insides, and maybe, with time, ill recover from this. maybe some day in the distant future i will be ready to look at a website without being triggered.
but if i ever see an adobe developer or a fake ai on the street?
guess
but if i ever see an adobe developer or a fake ai on the street?
guess
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
im going to eat my feelings now because i feel like a train exploded in my insides, and maybe, with time, ill recover from this. maybe some day in the distant future i will be ready to look at a website without being triggered.
but if i ever see an adobe developer or a fake ai on the street?
guess
but if i ever see an adobe developer or a fake ai on the street?
guess
please, if youre going to build a website offline and want an editor that has the bare minimum functionality, pirate dreamweaver cs6
- you can underline text with crtl+u
- it wont disfigure your code when you load a page
- view the code and visual editor at the same time
- you can move the windows
- you can underline text with crtl+u
- it wont disfigure your code when you load a page
- view the code and visual editor at the same time
- you can move the windows
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
please, if youre going to build a website offline and want an editor that has the bare minimum functionality, pirate dreamweaver cs6
- you can underline text with crtl+u
- it wont disfigure your code when you load a page
- view the code and visual editor at the same time
- you can move the windows
- you can underline text with crtl+u
- it wont disfigure your code when you load a page
- view the code and visual editor at the same time
- you can move the windows
this is what happens when you lack a support structure and have crippling mental health issues
you try to start a fun little hobby as a side project to express yourself, you end up having a panic attack while threatening a robots non-life using language so horrific it made the robot break
you try to start a fun little hobby as a side project to express yourself, you end up having a panic attack while threatening a robots non-life using language so horrific it made the robot break
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is what happens when you lack a support structure and have crippling mental health issues
you try to start a fun little hobby as a side project to express yourself, you end up having a panic attack while threatening a robots non-life using language so horrific it made the robot break
you try to start a fun little hobby as a side project to express yourself, you end up having a panic attack while threatening a robots non-life using language so horrific it made the robot break
I USED TO THINK NAZIS WERE THE WORST
THEN I TRIED TO FIND SOFTWARE FOR DESIGNING A WEBSITE
THIS IS WORSE AND I REGRET EVERY BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT
THIS IS THE MOST HATE I HAVE EVER FELT
THEN I TRIED TO FIND SOFTWARE FOR DESIGNING A WEBSITE
THIS IS WORSE AND I REGRET EVERY BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT
THIS IS THE MOST HATE I HAVE EVER FELT
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I USED TO THINK NAZIS WERE THE WORST
THEN I TRIED TO FIND SOFTWARE FOR DESIGNING A WEBSITE
THIS IS WORSE AND I REGRET EVERY BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT
THIS IS THE MOST HATE I HAVE EVER FELT
THEN I TRIED TO FIND SOFTWARE FOR DESIGNING A WEBSITE
THIS IS WORSE AND I REGRET EVERY BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT
THIS IS THE MOST HATE I HAVE EVER FELT
HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE TRYING 100 FREEWARE PROGRAMS THAT HAVE ALMOST FULL FUNCTIONALITY EXCEPT ONE THING IS ALWAYS WRONG AND BROKEN IN INCREASINGLY MORE INSANE WAYS
HEY DO YOU WANT THE SENSATION OF DYING EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING LIFE
TRY DREAMWEAVER PRO: IT DOESN'T LET YOU FUCKING UNDERLINE TEXT
HEY DO YOU WANT THE SENSATION OF DYING EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING LIFE
TRY DREAMWEAVER PRO: IT DOESN'T LET YOU FUCKING UNDERLINE TEXT
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE TRYING 100 FREEWARE PROGRAMS THAT HAVE ALMOST FULL FUNCTIONALITY EXCEPT ONE THING IS ALWAYS WRONG AND BROKEN IN INCREASINGLY MORE INSANE WAYS
HEY DO YOU WANT THE SENSATION OF DYING EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING LIFE
TRY DREAMWEAVER PRO: IT DOESN'T LET YOU FUCKING UNDERLINE TEXT
HEY DO YOU WANT THE SENSATION OF DYING EVERY SECOND OF YOUR WAKING LIFE
TRY DREAMWEAVER PRO: IT DOESN'T LET YOU FUCKING UNDERLINE TEXT
HEY KIDS YOU EVER WANT TO BE SO UNCONTROLLABLY ANGRY AND ANXIOUS AND HAVE YOUR ENTIRE HEART ON FIRE WHILE YOU SUFFOCATE IN THE FUMES OF YOUR OWN BURNING CORPSE
TRY MAKING A BAREBONES BASIC BITCH HTML SITE
TRIY IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
FUCKING TRY IT ASSHOLE, TRY IT
TRY MAKING A BAREBONES BASIC BITCH HTML SITE
TRIY IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
FUCKING TRY IT ASSHOLE, TRY IT
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
HEY KIDS YOU EVER WANT TO BE SO UNCONTROLLABLY ANGRY AND ANXIOUS AND HAVE YOUR ENTIRE HEART ON FIRE WHILE YOU SUFFOCATE IN THE FUMES OF YOUR OWN BURNING CORPSE
TRY MAKING A BAREBONES BASIC BITCH HTML SITE
TRIY IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
FUCKING TRY IT ASSHOLE, TRY IT
TRY MAKING A BAREBONES BASIC BITCH HTML SITE
TRIY IT
I FUCKING DARE YOU
FUCKING TRY IT ASSHOLE, TRY IT
question: what do you think it takes to use a website writing program that's simple and intuitive to use, just like any old text editor?
just guess
if you said "paying 300 dollars a month for dreamweaver," you're wrong, because YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERLINE ANYTHING IN DREAMWEAVER
just guess
if you said "paying 300 dollars a month for dreamweaver," you're wrong, because YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERLINE ANYTHING IN DREAMWEAVER
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
question: what do you think it takes to use a website writing program that's simple and intuitive to use, just like any old text editor?
just guess
if you said "paying 300 dollars a month for dreamweaver," you're wrong, because YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERLINE ANYTHING IN DREAMWEAVER
just guess
if you said "paying 300 dollars a month for dreamweaver," you're wrong, because YOU CANT FUCKING UNDERLINE ANYTHING IN DREAMWEAVER
The first edition of It Came From Tubi™ went great.
We watched half of Sex Madness, the Barbie movie, and an hour of some kid animating his manifesto in MMD.
We watched half of Sex Madness, the Barbie movie, and an hour of some kid animating his manifesto in MMD.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The first edition of It Came From Tubi™ went great.
We watched half of Sex Madness, the Barbie movie, and an hour of some kid animating his manifesto in MMD.
We watched half of Sex Madness, the Barbie movie, and an hour of some kid animating his manifesto in MMD.
Come help me pick tonight's movies in ~It Came From Tubi™~!
But also, it's war! So many things going on!
But also, it's war! So many things going on!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: It Came From Tubi!
www.twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Come help me pick tonight's movies in ~It Came From Tubi™~!
But also, it's war! So many things going on!
But also, it's war! So many things going on!
People all the times be asking me, so many people ask me questions, y'know? And one a lot of them as is "why would you want to learn Japanese? I can't think of a single reason that would inform that choice for you."
It's so I can understand Chibi Gojira's gangster rap.
It's so I can understand Chibi Gojira's gangster rap.
【公式】TVアニメ『ちびゴジラの逆襲』「怪獣島サイファー」
YouTube video by ちびゴジラ公式チャンネル Chibi Godzilla channel
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
People all the times be asking me, so many people ask me questions, y'know? And one a lot of them as is "why would you want to learn Japanese? I can't think of a single reason that would inform that choice for you."
It's so I can understand Chibi Gojira's gangster rap.
It's so I can understand Chibi Gojira's gangster rap.
Today when I open the show I'm gonna say "What's up Sushi Sloppers.... mmmMMMOOOOOVIEEEEZZZ~!"
And then I'll just keeping that until everybody leaves.
Don't let me forget!
And then I'll just keeping that until everybody leaves.
Don't let me forget!
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Today when I open the show I'm gonna say "What's up Sushi Sloppers.... mmmMMMOOOOOVIEEEEZZZ~!"
And then I'll just keeping that until everybody leaves.
Don't let me forget!
And then I'll just keeping that until everybody leaves.
Don't let me forget!
Pleasantly surprised not only that I opened this page to see more than 1 notification, but also that none of them were people yelling at me!
As a celebration, here's a thing from the Freak Preview™ for next week that I'll play at the end of the show. Can you guess what it's gonna be based on this?
As a celebration, here's a thing from the Freak Preview™ for next week that I'll play at the end of the show. Can you guess what it's gonna be based on this?
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pleasantly surprised not only that I opened this page to see more than 1 notification, but also that none of them were people yelling at me!
As a celebration, here's a thing from the Freak Preview™ for next week that I'll play at the end of the show. Can you guess what it's gonna be based on this?
As a celebration, here's a thing from the Freak Preview™ for next week that I'll play at the end of the show. Can you guess what it's gonna be based on this?
I don't think I'll be back here today so I'm gonna say my Turkeyween stuff now:
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don't think I'll be back here today so I'm gonna say my Turkeyween stuff now:
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
I have ALSO uploaded another thing I did in August, which is this format I came up with to avoid editing, which costs time and energy I don't have.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
Get Mad with Maly 1: I Believe Godzilla
YouTube video by Princess Malyssa
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have ALSO uploaded another thing I did in August, which is this format I came up with to avoid editing, which costs time and energy I don't have.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
I can't believe I never uploaded this anywhere since I first made it back during Westween, but Gamera turning 60 was enough to get me to bother uploading it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
BUILT GAMERA TOUGH
YouTube video by Princess Malyssa
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can't believe I never uploaded this anywhere since I first made it back during Westween, but Gamera turning 60 was enough to get me to bother uploading it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
Oops, today's show is so big I'm starting early!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Dale Carnegie's 137th Birthday!
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oops, today's show is so big I'm starting early!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
The second club I'm starting is Game Club™, which is a thing where we play games on Fridays sometimes.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The second club I'm starting is Game Club™, which is a thing where we play games on Fridays sometimes.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I'm starting a couple of clubs, btw. The first one is the Ossifal™ Professorin Floorstraw™ Fan Club, to keep up with celebrity sensation Professorin Floorstraw. Issue #1 of the newsletter will reveal invasive information on her personal relationships. Lemme know if you wanna join the club.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm starting a couple of clubs, btw. The first one is the Ossifal™ Professorin Floorstraw™ Fan Club, to keep up with celebrity sensation Professorin Floorstraw. Issue #1 of the newsletter will reveal invasive information on her personal relationships. Lemme know if you wanna join the club.
I can't believe I completely forgot to do the Gamera segment yesterday. I wanted to do it BEFORE the Gigabash DLC came out/Gamera's Birthday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
a green monster with a very long nose is laying on the ground
Alt: a monster with a knife for a head
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't believe I completely forgot to do the Gamera segment yesterday. I wanted to do it BEFORE the Gigabash DLC came out/Gamera's Birthday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
@nypost.com ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@nypost.com ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
Send my Evil Babies™ after them... AT ONCE!
a fireworks display in the sky with trees in the foreground
Alt: a bunch of Godzilla dragons swarming out of the tree tops to attack a bunch of humans on future bikes from outer space
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Send my Evil Babies™ after them... AT ONCE!
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Today is:
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Planet of the Monster's 8th Birthday!
www.twitch.tv
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Today is:
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters