Priestess Malyssa🏳️⚧️
@priestessmalyssa.bsky.social
High Priestess of Godzilla, princess, trans, ace, poly, switch, & horror host that streams monster movies every Monday at 16 PST. Coming to my stream is like coming to the fucking Louvre, and THAT'S a Priestess Promise™!
https://www.twitch.tv/priestessmaly
https://www.twitch.tv/priestessmaly
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
I fuckin' love SMART and INTELLIGENT film criticism for CLEVER GIRLS like me. 🦖
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I fuckin' love SMART and INTELLIGENT film criticism for CLEVER GIRLS like me. 🦖
the last two generations of this are apology based
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the last two generations of this are apology based
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works.
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works.
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
Ghidorah Samsara is done.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ghidorah Samsara is done.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
So here's the updated ScareScores™ going into Halloween day.
You'll notice that Antrum, the scariest movie ever made that's definitely haunted and WILL kill you, isn't the highest scorer.
I have some stuff to say aboot that.
You'll notice that Antrum, the scariest movie ever made that's definitely haunted and WILL kill you, isn't the highest scorer.
I have some stuff to say aboot that.
![___(_O_)_________(_O_)____
/\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/\
[ ScareScores ]
\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/
{ Total________________162 }
[ Ring 1998.............28 ]
{ Antrum................20 }
[ Noroi: The Noroi......19 ]
{ Friday the 13th.......12 }
[ Ginger Snaps..........12 ]
{ Fury of the Demon.....11 }
[ Cigarrette Burns......11 ]
{ Nightmare Elm St. 3...10 }
[ 8 for Silver..........08 ]
{ Petscop...............06 }
[ Jeff the Killer.......05 ]
{ FDQ Cursed Tape.......05 }
[ GRUGEEEEEZZZ ;).......03 ]
{ Tx Chainsaw Massacr...02 }
[ Scary Comp V108.......02 ]
{ Chills 14 ShadFigur...02 }
[ Frk prvw 10 13........02 ]
{ King in Yellow Act1...01 }
[ Ptes got Jumpscared...01 ]
{ Bubba Ho-Tep..........01 }
[ Sadako vs. Kayako.....01 ]
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October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So here's the updated ScareScores™ going into Halloween day.
You'll notice that Antrum, the scariest movie ever made that's definitely haunted and WILL kill you, isn't the highest scorer.
I have some stuff to say aboot that.
You'll notice that Antrum, the scariest movie ever made that's definitely haunted and WILL kill you, isn't the highest scorer.
I have some stuff to say aboot that.
Wanna know how tired I am? I normally bash these out in like 2-6 hours. I've been working on this one for 3 days.
Yeah it's GMK and GMMG, which seems like I planned it, but I didn't, it's leftovers from Deathiversary.
So kind of a Mothra thing going on, while next week is more Ghidorah themed.
Yeah it's GMK and GMMG, which seems like I planned it, but I didn't, it's leftovers from Deathiversary.
So kind of a Mothra thing going on, while next week is more Ghidorah themed.
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wanna know how tired I am? I normally bash these out in like 2-6 hours. I've been working on this one for 3 days.
Yeah it's GMK and GMMG, which seems like I planned it, but I didn't, it's leftovers from Deathiversary.
So kind of a Mothra thing going on, while next week is more Ghidorah themed.
Yeah it's GMK and GMMG, which seems like I planned it, but I didn't, it's leftovers from Deathiversary.
So kind of a Mothra thing going on, while next week is more Ghidorah themed.
We did slashers, we did gothic horror, and now the only Halloween movie sub-genre left are actually scary movies.
So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!
You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!
You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We did slashers, we did gothic horror, and now the only Halloween movie sub-genre left are actually scary movies.
So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!
You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
So Ring (leaning '98, maybe '95) and Noroi: The Curse it is!
You have 7 days to pass on this cursed video tape stream to 7 people or your crush will hate you.
Anwyas, this my my favorite Freak Preview I've ever done. Eight for Silver, Ginger Snaps, and the Scarypiece Theatre segment is Dogscape stuff (cuz werewolves).
October 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Anwyas, this my my favorite Freak Preview I've ever done. Eight for Silver, Ginger Snaps, and the Scarypiece Theatre segment is Dogscape stuff (cuz werewolves).
Because next Monday is the most cursed day of the year: Monday the 13th, hence it's slasher night.
B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1
I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.
B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1
I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Because next Monday is the most cursed day of the year: Monday the 13th, hence it's slasher night.
B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1
I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.
B Picture - Nightmare on Elm Street 3
Creepypasta Scarypiece Theatre - Jeff the Killer, prolly
A Picture - Friday the 13th part 1
I'll also be screening Freddy vs. Jason tonight in the group discord.
next monday's show is haunted and cursed and you'll die if you watch it so make sure you don't miss it
no refunds if you survive
no refunds if you survive
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
next monday's show is haunted and cursed and you'll die if you watch it so make sure you don't miss it
no refunds if you survive
no refunds if you survive
The FP post isn't late out of laziness, I was actually late for the first time. Anwyas, next Monday:
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!
It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!
It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The FP post isn't late out of laziness, I was actually late for the first time. Anwyas, next Monday:
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!
It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.
• Charmed
• casting real magic
• the power of 3 traditional shipfire sea shanties
• reopening the Blair Witch conspiracy cold case
• and more!
It's a big one, we're starting early and going long.
So as you can see I'm definitely keeping things light, cheery, and optimistic here. Nothing but fun feelgood posts from the priestess of that monster that's going to kill us all.
Make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more hilarious memes.
Make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more hilarious memes.
September 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
So as you can see I'm definitely keeping things light, cheery, and optimistic here. Nothing but fun feelgood posts from the priestess of that monster that's going to kill us all.
Make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more hilarious memes.
Make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more hilarious memes.
Next Week:
1X79 - Pilot
1X19 - Darkness Falls
3X04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
3X20 - Jose Chung's From Outer Space
+ some other cool stuff too!
1X79 - Pilot
1X19 - Darkness Falls
3X04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
3X20 - Jose Chung's From Outer Space
+ some other cool stuff too!
September 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Next Week:
1X79 - Pilot
1X19 - Darkness Falls
3X04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
3X20 - Jose Chung's From Outer Space
+ some other cool stuff too!
1X79 - Pilot
1X19 - Darkness Falls
3X04 - Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
3X20 - Jose Chung's From Outer Space
+ some other cool stuff too!
He's assured me he's definitely not Dracula. Seems like a trustworthy dude, I believe him.
September 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
He's assured me he's definitely not Dracula. Seems like a trustworthy dude, I believe him.
It's a different guy, honest.
Also the soundcloud song this is the cover image for is pretty rad: soundcloud.com/joe-peanuts/...
Also the soundcloud song this is the cover image for is pretty rad: soundcloud.com/joe-peanuts/...
September 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It's a different guy, honest.
Also the soundcloud song this is the cover image for is pretty rad: soundcloud.com/joe-peanuts/...
Also the soundcloud song this is the cover image for is pretty rad: soundcloud.com/joe-peanuts/...
I know it's dumb and nerdy and doesn't really work with the timeline of Minus One, but I still wanna see Godzilla fight Yamato. I just think it'd be neat. And no, Reigo in no way scratches that itch.
It's just kinda the closest thing to 40's Mechagodzilla we can get. Aside from that fan film...
It's just kinda the closest thing to 40's Mechagodzilla we can get. Aside from that fan film...
September 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I know it's dumb and nerdy and doesn't really work with the timeline of Minus One, but I still wanna see Godzilla fight Yamato. I just think it'd be neat. And no, Reigo in no way scratches that itch.
It's just kinda the closest thing to 40's Mechagodzilla we can get. Aside from that fan film...
It's just kinda the closest thing to 40's Mechagodzilla we can get. Aside from that fan film...
Conglaturations! Now just make sure to press A 100 times, B 200 times, and C 300 times after it dies to get a Flaming Teddymon!
srsly though raisin' a Teddym- er, soary Monzaemon is no joke, nice one :0
srsly though raisin' a Teddym- er, soary Monzaemon is no joke, nice one :0
September 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Conglaturations! Now just make sure to press A 100 times, B 200 times, and C 300 times after it dies to get a Flaming Teddymon!
srsly though raisin' a Teddym- er, soary Monzaemon is no joke, nice one :0
srsly though raisin' a Teddym- er, soary Monzaemon is no joke, nice one :0
These seem relevant. Back when I made these, this was considered a controversial take.
Now Umamusume exists, so...
Now Umamusume exists, so...
September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
These seem relevant. Back when I made these, this was considered a controversial take.
Now Umamusume exists, so...
Now Umamusume exists, so...
Ah yes, the three Digimon attributes.
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ah yes, the three Digimon attributes.
Next week I finally figured out how the next best thing to pirate monster movies, which apparently don't exist: Regular sailors!
So we got 7th Voyage of Sinbad, some old Popeye cartoons, and then the rite of passage public domain horror Popeye because wow it looks terrible.
So we got 7th Voyage of Sinbad, some old Popeye cartoons, and then the rite of passage public domain horror Popeye because wow it looks terrible.
September 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Next week I finally figured out how the next best thing to pirate monster movies, which apparently don't exist: Regular sailors!
So we got 7th Voyage of Sinbad, some old Popeye cartoons, and then the rite of passage public domain horror Popeye because wow it looks terrible.
So we got 7th Voyage of Sinbad, some old Popeye cartoons, and then the rite of passage public domain horror Popeye because wow it looks terrible.
Next week, some WAY better haunted Shub-Niggurath witch forest movies to kick off the second most important ween of the year.
Later this Falloween: Sinbad, Popeye, X-Files, Dino Squad Power Rangers episode 2, and the Blair Witch Conspiracy. Grab yer grog n' plunder that booty, me hearties!
Later this Falloween: Sinbad, Popeye, X-Files, Dino Squad Power Rangers episode 2, and the Blair Witch Conspiracy. Grab yer grog n' plunder that booty, me hearties!
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Next week, some WAY better haunted Shub-Niggurath witch forest movies to kick off the second most important ween of the year.
Later this Falloween: Sinbad, Popeye, X-Files, Dino Squad Power Rangers episode 2, and the Blair Witch Conspiracy. Grab yer grog n' plunder that booty, me hearties!
Later this Falloween: Sinbad, Popeye, X-Files, Dino Squad Power Rangers episode 2, and the Blair Witch Conspiracy. Grab yer grog n' plunder that booty, me hearties!