Priestess Malyssa🏳️⚧️
@priestessmalyssa.bsky.social
High Priestess of Godzilla, princess, trans, ace, poly, switch, & horror host that streams monster movies every Monday at 16 PST. Coming to my stream is like coming to the fucking Louvre, and THAT'S a Priestess Promise™!
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Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
I don't think I'll be back here today so I'm gonna say my Turkeyween stuff now:
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don't think I'll be back here today so I'm gonna say my Turkeyween stuff now:
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
Everything else aside, I'm thankful that I'm able to experience the world directly through other people's eyes through here. Regardless of how upsetting it often is, it's still extremely valuable.
I have ALSO uploaded another thing I did in August, which is this format I came up with to avoid editing, which costs time and energy I don't have.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
Get Mad with Maly 1: I Believe Godzilla
YouTube video by Princess Malyssa
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have ALSO uploaded another thing I did in August, which is this format I came up with to avoid editing, which costs time and energy I don't have.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
This is all aboot explaining my "fake" Godzilla "religion." It's somewhat bummer adjacent so don't watch it today, save it until after Turkeyween day.
I can't believe I never uploaded this anywhere since I first made it back during Westween, but Gamera turning 60 was enough to get me to bother uploading it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
BUILT GAMERA TOUGH
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November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can't believe I never uploaded this anywhere since I first made it back during Westween, but Gamera turning 60 was enough to get me to bother uploading it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
But seriously though, why is there truck commercial music in a Gamera anime? I thought this was youtube stock music when I first heard it.
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Y'all can celebrate whatever false heathen god's feast day you want, but you keep it in your own bedroom and THE FUCK OUT OF NOVEMBER.
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
So this year I'm out of patience and declaring WAR on Christmas, because holidays shouldn't have paywalls. Bah humbug, asshole.
(also we're watching Tubi movies)
Oops, today's show is so big I'm starting early!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Dale Carnegie's 137th Birthday!
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oops, today's show is so big I'm starting early!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
Happy belated 60th, Gamera!
• MST3K Gamera vs. Guillon - the regular episode
• Gamera Rebirth - the Guillon episode
• MST3K Gamera vs. Viras - the fan episode
• Happy 137th birthday, Dale Carnegie!
• Learning Adventure!
• SPORTZ ZONE™
• MST3K Munchie!
The second club I'm starting is Game Club™, which is a thing where we play games on Fridays sometimes.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The second club I'm starting is Game Club™, which is a thing where we play games on Fridays sometimes.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I think this week we'll try to do something like "Malyo Party 1.5," which is, obviously, a Spore/Civilization-esque TTRPG.
I'm starting a couple of clubs, btw. The first one is the Ossifal™ Professorin Floorstraw™ Fan Club, to keep up with celebrity sensation Professorin Floorstraw. Issue #1 of the newsletter will reveal invasive information on her personal relationships. Lemme know if you wanna join the club.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm starting a couple of clubs, btw. The first one is the Ossifal™ Professorin Floorstraw™ Fan Club, to keep up with celebrity sensation Professorin Floorstraw. Issue #1 of the newsletter will reveal invasive information on her personal relationships. Lemme know if you wanna join the club.
I can't believe I completely forgot to do the Gamera segment yesterday. I wanted to do it BEFORE the Gigabash DLC came out/Gamera's Birthday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
a green monster with a very long nose is laying on the ground
Alt: a monster with a knife for a head
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November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't believe I completely forgot to do the Gamera segment yesterday. I wanted to do it BEFORE the Gigabash DLC came out/Gamera's Birthday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
Oh no! D:
I'll just do it next Monday.
@nypost.com ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@nypost.com ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS AT ONCE OR THE SHADOW MASTERS WILL SEND FORCED TRANSGENDERIZING DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAM TRANS THOUGHTS INTO YOUR HEAD FROM OUR EVIL TRANS AGENDA CASTLE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
Send my Evil Babies™ after them... AT ONCE!
a fireworks display in the sky with trees in the foreground
Alt: a bunch of Godzilla dragons swarming out of the tree tops to attack a bunch of humans on future bikes from outer space
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November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Send my Evil Babies™ after them... AT ONCE!
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
THIS I think is a 10 out of 10 on "bein' fuckin' cute"-ometer.
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Uhh... prolly Cry Wilderness and the fan Viras episode where Enshoma is the mad. Been a while and those fan episodes are really good and more people should see them but youtube keeps fucking with them :/
Today is:
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: Planet of the Monster's 8th Birthday!
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November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Today is:
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
• MST3k Godzilla vs. Megalon
• Butterfly Mashup
• Unwritten Segment
• Is it too early for XAI nostalgia?
• Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters
I'm a far happier person being comfortable with saying more than one film is "the best movie ever made" than I was back when I insisted on maintaining "integrity" by keeping it exclusive.
But I also assume saying that aboot a non-Godzilla movie is self-evidently facetious.
But I also assume saying that aboot a non-Godzilla movie is self-evidently facetious.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm a far happier person being comfortable with saying more than one film is "the best movie ever made" than I was back when I insisted on maintaining "integrity" by keeping it exclusive.
But I also assume saying that aboot a non-Godzilla movie is self-evidently facetious.
But I also assume saying that aboot a non-Godzilla movie is self-evidently facetious.
I fuckin' love SMART and INTELLIGENT film criticism for CLEVER GIRLS like me. 🦖
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I fuckin' love SMART and INTELLIGENT film criticism for CLEVER GIRLS like me. 🦖
the last two generations of this are apology based
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the last two generations of this are apology based
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
i'm in the uncanny valley of the rule of every time
I kind of love how the primary defining trait of the mythical character of Zilla, getting misidentified as Godzilla, is the exact same thing they are known for constantly happening in real life aboot the story itself. It's a story aboot itself.
Wait, aren't all stories aboot themselves, in a way?
Wait, aren't all stories aboot themselves, in a way?
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I kind of love how the primary defining trait of the mythical character of Zilla, getting misidentified as Godzilla, is the exact same thing they are known for constantly happening in real life aboot the story itself. It's a story aboot itself.
Wait, aren't all stories aboot themselves, in a way?
Wait, aren't all stories aboot themselves, in a way?
This's simultaneously a cool thing to say because it feels validating towards the idea that people just have innate value just for being themselves, and also kind of disheartening because nobody knows who I am.
I've gone to great lengths to hide my secret identity. Can you find my clues? B-batman?🧛♀️
I've gone to great lengths to hide my secret identity. Can you find my clues? B-batman?🧛♀️
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This's simultaneously a cool thing to say because it feels validating towards the idea that people just have innate value just for being themselves, and also kind of disheartening because nobody knows who I am.
I've gone to great lengths to hide my secret identity. Can you find my clues? B-batman?🧛♀️
I've gone to great lengths to hide my secret identity. Can you find my clues? B-batman?🧛♀️
this is just good ass dialogue, man, more people need to write like assholes who don't respect the audiences time and make every sentence artificially longer so that instead of having no personality the character's personality is annoying
The joke is that I'm the character. Do you get it? Do you ge
The joke is that I'm the character. Do you get it? Do you ge
Billy's not really interested in achieving feminine attention through bodily gyrations.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
this is just good ass dialogue, man, more people need to write like assholes who don't respect the audiences time and make every sentence artificially longer so that instead of having no personality the character's personality is annoying
The joke is that I'm the character. Do you get it? Do you ge
The joke is that I'm the character. Do you get it? Do you ge
Dude Ghidorah Samsara is seriously so fucking good though. I was just fuckin' bawling through the last 2 acts. Eternal Mothra literally transforms herself into Mecha-King Ghidorah. Haora Mosura plays over Ghidorah's observation being broken.
Rodan is a demon, did you know that?
Rodan is a demon, did you know that?
1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dude Ghidorah Samsara is seriously so fucking good though. I was just fuckin' bawling through the last 2 acts. Eternal Mothra literally transforms herself into Mecha-King Ghidorah. Haora Mosura plays over Ghidorah's observation being broken.
Rodan is a demon, did you know that?
Rodan is a demon, did you know that?
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
When the movies we 'trol~♪
When the movies begin or end~♫
Oh yeah I took some screenshots. That lil tank guy is my friend and my favorite character.
it's my birthday~! 🥳
Ghidorah Samsara really is genuine magic. You don't have to just believe me, y'all small town sheriffs, just come see for yourself!
Ghidorah Samsara really is genuine magic. You don't have to just believe me, y'all small town sheriffs, just come see for yourself!
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Monster Movie Monday: My Birthday wish is to unless madness on the world through the Ghidorah Samsara! AHAHAHA!
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November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's my birthday~! 🥳
Ghidorah Samsara really is genuine magic. You don't have to just believe me, y'all small town sheriffs, just come see for yourself!
Ghidorah Samsara really is genuine magic. You don't have to just believe me, y'all small town sheriffs, just come see for yourself!
My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works.
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My birthday present to y'all is next week's freak preview early. Pretty sure that's how that works.
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
It's like a soap opera now. You're going to want to tune in next week to see who lives and who dies.
*flies away on a broom while cackling*
Ghidorah Samsara is done.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ghidorah Samsara is done.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
Fought my computer literally all fucking day for this, from the second I woke up to just now.
But it's worth it to see this again for my birthday. This is the one, I have proof now. It's real magic, screenshots can't replicate it fully, you have to see it to understand.
Playing a half Mario Party half improv game kinda thing with pals
PriestessMaly - Twitch
Maly's Gamer Zone: Malyo Party 1!
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November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Playing a half Mario Party half improv game kinda thing with pals
1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
1. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, the "set audio" edit with Nick Adams speaking English in the otherwise untouched Japanese release.
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳
2. Ghidorah Samsara, G3HM + GvsKG + ROM3 + Planet Eater. a.k.a. the thing that proves comboovies are real, put together as a fully realized work.
3. It's my birthday 🥳