CR
@presumptive.bsky.social
Talks about history, economics, and geography in a classroom; talks about obscure bands the rest of the time.
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
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A Colin Jost Pete Hegseth is right up there with Tina Fey Sarah Palin.
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A Colin Jost Pete Hegseth is right up there with Tina Fey Sarah Palin.
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“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate... except for the Spotify engineer who designed the "Listening Age based on your music tastes" feature.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who celebrate... except for the Spotify engineer who designed the "Listening Age based on your music tastes" feature.
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
Stuff my partner and I say while watching the Beatles Anthology:
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Stuff my partner and I say while watching the Beatles Anthology:
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
"Look at George's jacket!"
"That's not Ringo. "
"Fucking Patti Boyd"
"Is that original recipe Paul, or Paul-is-dead Paul?"
" No, I don't think Brian Epstein is one of those Epsteins"
Every season of Stranger Things I'm more amazed at the executive functioning and planning abilities of imaginary teenagers
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Every season of Stranger Things I'm more amazed at the executive functioning and planning abilities of imaginary teenagers
I'm a bit late to the party on this, but that new Snocaps record absolutely slaps.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm a bit late to the party on this, but that new Snocaps record absolutely slaps.
I need "Turn Down For what" at the #MacysParade injected directly into my veins before interacting with my family today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I need "Turn Down For what" at the #MacysParade injected directly into my veins before interacting with my family today.
Television "See No Evil"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Television "See No Evil"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Pixies "Caribou"
Yeah yeah yeahs "Rich"
Patti Smith "Gloria: in excelsis Deo"
Prince "I wanna be your Lover"
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
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Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y
It's always nice to get my car maintenance done at the dealership so I can catch up on reruns on Friends and read year-old copies of Southern Living
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's always nice to get my car maintenance done at the dealership so I can catch up on reruns on Friends and read year-old copies of Southern Living
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
I was behind an electrician's truck today and the slogan painted on the back was "Our service will shock you "
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was behind an electrician's truck today and the slogan painted on the back was "Our service will shock you "
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
I feel like this is not the message I want from my electrician
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
Someone's been reading my dream journal.
Henry Rollins says he's been in the studio with Ian MacKaye
Henry Rollins Teases New Record With Ian MacKaye
Henry Rollins and Ian MacKaye go way back. Before Rollins led the hardcore punk pioneers Black Flag, he was in the short-lived band State Of Alert, whose 1981 EP No Policy was one of the first release...
www.stereogum.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Someone's been reading my dream journal.
My time change tradition: A Playlist that feels like fall, while also helping me cope with shorter days. #NowPlaying
spotify.link/DQORsGlLYXb
spotify.link/DQORsGlLYXb
A Playlist for Mild Fall Days
spotify.link
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My time change tradition: A Playlist that feels like fall, while also helping me cope with shorter days. #NowPlaying
spotify.link/DQORsGlLYXb
spotify.link/DQORsGlLYXb
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Dude's rug that really tied the room together from Big Lebowski?
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Dude's rug that really tied the room together from Big Lebowski?
In this weasel-in-the-large-hadron-collider timeline, I've accepted a great many things: Harambe, resurgent fascism, a pandemic that left us eating in little plastic yurts like bubble boy. Sure. Fine.
ButTrudeau dating Katy Perry?
No. Time to reset the simulation.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/e...
ButTrudeau dating Katy Perry?
No. Time to reset the simulation.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/e...
October 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In this weasel-in-the-large-hadron-collider timeline, I've accepted a great many things: Harambe, resurgent fascism, a pandemic that left us eating in little plastic yurts like bubble boy. Sure. Fine.
ButTrudeau dating Katy Perry?
No. Time to reset the simulation.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/e...
ButTrudeau dating Katy Perry?
No. Time to reset the simulation.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/e...
Y'all, that new Tame Impala album really grows on you.
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Y'all, that new Tame Impala album really grows on you.
I am BEGGING the progressive and left flank who are absolutely trashing the No Kings marches to go read up on the failures of the Popular Front to defeat fascism. Obviously, Cul-de-sac Karen isn't the class warrior you're looking for, but we'll all get numbers in the camps if we don't stand together
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I am BEGGING the progressive and left flank who are absolutely trashing the No Kings marches to go read up on the failures of the Popular Front to defeat fascism. Obviously, Cul-de-sac Karen isn't the class warrior you're looking for, but we'll all get numbers in the camps if we don't stand together
I made the mistake of reading comments on the local news site about the protests, and most said something like "Stupid libs: last time I checked we didn't have a king"
...And yet, here he is wearing a crown and dumping what is obviously meant to be sht on protestors.
...And yet, here he is wearing a crown and dumping what is obviously meant to be sht on protestors.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I made the mistake of reading comments on the local news site about the protests, and most said something like "Stupid libs: last time I checked we didn't have a king"
...And yet, here he is wearing a crown and dumping what is obviously meant to be sht on protestors.
...And yet, here he is wearing a crown and dumping what is obviously meant to be sht on protestors.