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@presumptive.bsky.social
Talks about history, economics, and geography in a classroom; talks about obscure bands the rest of the time.
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
Believer in the power of public education.
Surviving North Florida
Remembering my 2nd favorite Christmas themed tweet
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Remembering my 2nd favorite Christmas themed tweet
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've never been one to go all in on the "we're just living in a simulation" conspiracy theory, but that's the only explanation I can come up with for the Trudeau-Astronaut Perry romance
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Of course it was Spirit Airlines
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think about this at least once a day during the month of December.
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Crackers belong on the soup aisle, not the cookie aisle
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Dude's rug that really tied the room together from Big Lebowski?
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the Dude's rug that really tied the room together from Big Lebowski?
There are so many lamentable things about this administration, not least of which is it's forcing me to agree with the libertarians
October 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There are so many lamentable things about this administration, not least of which is it's forcing me to agree with the libertarians
When the faculty meeting is almost over and that one co-worker has a question:
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When the faculty meeting is almost over and that one co-worker has a question:
She's about to hit everybody with "IT'S SHOWTIME!"
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She's about to hit everybody with "IT'S SHOWTIME!"
Rick Scott just out there like:
August 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Rick Scott just out there like:
Not Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham making all the 20-somethings think about texting their toxic ex.
Y'all, stop.
Y'all, stop.
July 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham making all the 20-somethings think about texting their toxic ex.
Y'all, stop.
Y'all, stop.
Back on my bullshit.
Vampire Weekend, Jacksonville Fl
Vampire Weekend, Jacksonville Fl
June 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Back on my bullshit.
Vampire Weekend, Jacksonville Fl
Vampire Weekend, Jacksonville Fl
I hope no one ever hates me as much as the courtroom sketch artist clearly hates P. Diddy
May 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I hope no one ever hates me as much as the courtroom sketch artist clearly hates P. Diddy
Realizing you've squandered your legacy as you grasp for power
May 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Realizing you've squandered your legacy as you grasp for power
I'm going to need Tracy Morgan to call Daniel Radcliffe "boy Liz Lemon" at least once in the first episode.
May 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm going to need Tracy Morgan to call Daniel Radcliffe "boy Liz Lemon" at least once in the first episode.
Two lil' guys having a rough day
March 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Two lil' guys having a rough day
Same energy.
(The painting of Napoleon is said to depict his realization in 1814 that the wheel of fortune has turned against him, he will have to abdicate his throne and his legacy is squandered.)
(The painting of Napoleon is said to depict his realization in 1814 that the wheel of fortune has turned against him, he will have to abdicate his throne and his legacy is squandered.)
March 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Same energy.
(The painting of Napoleon is said to depict his realization in 1814 that the wheel of fortune has turned against him, he will have to abdicate his throne and his legacy is squandered.)
(The painting of Napoleon is said to depict his realization in 1814 that the wheel of fortune has turned against him, he will have to abdicate his throne and his legacy is squandered.)
I'm just a humble history teacher, but my "useless liberal arts education," led me to this conclusion as soon as I saw the magnitude of numbers. Like "No fucking shit, Sherlock."
Can someone teach these guys to question their sources, just a little ?
Can someone teach these guys to question their sources, just a little ?
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm just a humble history teacher, but my "useless liberal arts education," led me to this conclusion as soon as I saw the magnitude of numbers. Like "No fucking shit, Sherlock."
Can someone teach these guys to question their sources, just a little ?
Can someone teach these guys to question their sources, just a little ?
Today is a tough day for a lot of Americans, but it is also a day we've set aside to remember the life and legacy of Dr. King, so here's what my thoughts keep returning to in these uncertain times:
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Today is a tough day for a lot of Americans, but it is also a day we've set aside to remember the life and legacy of Dr. King, so here's what my thoughts keep returning to in these uncertain times:
I've never related to anything more in my life:
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I've never related to anything more in my life: