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Aubrey Plaza is nothing
short of a revelation in her
portrayal of Aubrey Plaza
short of a revelation in her
portrayal of Aubrey Plaza
November 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Aubrey Plaza is nothing
short of a revelation in her
portrayal of Aubrey Plaza
short of a revelation in her
portrayal of Aubrey Plaza
Bluesky friends. Twitter archives are being held hostage by you know who. Does anyone know any third party archival tools to download your archive from "That place we don't talk about" ???
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Bluesky friends. Twitter archives are being held hostage by you know who. Does anyone know any third party archival tools to download your archive from "That place we don't talk about" ???
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Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?
October 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?
Happy 100th Birthday to
President Jimmy Carter!
He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡
President Jimmy Carter!
He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡
October 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Happy 100th Birthday to
President Jimmy Carter!
He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡
President Jimmy Carter!
He was lowered into
a nuclear reactor to
remove the core and
prevent a catastrophic
meltdown, but it's more
important to acknowledge
the monumental swag of
rockin' an Allman Brothers
Band T-Shirt as President
of the United States🫡
Imagine if you will, a man,
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.
Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.
No media outlet cares.
There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.
Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.
No media outlet cares.
There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...
September 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Imagine if you will, a man,
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.
Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.
No media outlet cares.
There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...
the richest in the world, launching U.S. rockets,
satellites and payloads
into space.
Imagine if this man
also runs the largest
disinformation site,
which he bought with
Russia's funding.
No media outlet cares.
There is a fifth dimension
beyond what is known to man...
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When you’re about to say the most bigoted shit you’ve ever said
September 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
When you’re about to say the most bigoted shit you’ve ever said
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The Fiero sure does contain a lot of sensuality for such a small car.
September 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
The Fiero sure does contain a lot of sensuality for such a small car.
This girl I've had a crush on forever told me she's got an Instagram, so I thought the best day of my life had arrived and I clicked the link, and her account is pictures of her favorite poems. I'm thinking she wanted to kill me with disappointment. I've never been so turned on in my life.
August 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
This girl I've had a crush on forever told me she's got an Instagram, so I thought the best day of my life had arrived and I clicked the link, and her account is pictures of her favorite poems. I'm thinking she wanted to kill me with disappointment. I've never been so turned on in my life.
LIST OF WHO MAGA HATES:
Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad.
White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and
white people who are happy.
Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad.
White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and
white people who are happy.
August 26, 2024 at 12:22 PM
LIST OF WHO MAGA HATES:
Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad.
White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and
white people who are happy.
Anyone not white, all LGBTQ+, women, men who respect women, those trying to have a baby & trying to not have a baby, autistic teenagers who love their dad.
White people too: White people who aren't Christians, white people who aren't straight and
white people who are happy.
RFK Jr. def fucked that dead baby bear w/his wife. Though Cheryl prefers dead baby otters. The dead baby animals fetish is the rage w/outdoorsman pedophiles. Baby tigers are most desirable, as the thrill of banging an apex predator, but cute & dead, is domination at its finest.
August 25, 2024 at 5:01 PM
RFK Jr. def fucked that dead baby bear w/his wife. Though Cheryl prefers dead baby otters. The dead baby animals fetish is the rage w/outdoorsman pedophiles. Baby tigers are most desirable, as the thrill of banging an apex predator, but cute & dead, is domination at its finest.
Didn't know that the Northern Mariana Islands exists until just now but I'm moving there.🫡
August 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Didn't know that the Northern Mariana Islands exists until just now but I'm moving there.🫡
The American People have a choice for VP. One guy is the final boss of Dads, the other guy is the only man in history to not look cooler with a beard. That's impossible until now. If you care at all about beard culture and the advancements in beard inclusivity, the choice is pretty clear.
August 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
The American People have a choice for VP. One guy is the final boss of Dads, the other guy is the only man in history to not look cooler with a beard. That's impossible until now. If you care at all about beard culture and the advancements in beard inclusivity, the choice is pretty clear.
JD Vance is what happens when a beard becomes sentient and eats the wearers brain and morals.
August 20, 2024 at 5:23 PM
JD Vance is what happens when a beard becomes sentient and eats the wearers brain and morals.
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List of reasons why I don't leave the house:
1) People
1) People
August 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
List of reasons why I don't leave the house:
1) People
1) People
I'm worried that JD Vance is gonna' make beards go out of style. His beard is the only beard in history to not give the wearer any machismo, mystery or...rizz. Please know, he is the exception to the rule. Some sort of a coolness anomaly in the beard world. He's trying to tear down beard culture!
August 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I'm worried that JD Vance is gonna' make beards go out of style. His beard is the only beard in history to not give the wearer any machismo, mystery or...rizz. Please know, he is the exception to the rule. Some sort of a coolness anomaly in the beard world. He's trying to tear down beard culture!
JD Vance appears to be the most rizzless man in America
August 10, 2024 at 8:01 PM
JD Vance appears to be the most rizzless man in America
If I find out Tim Walz is
into early '90s industrial
I'm gonna' be insufferable.
into early '90s industrial
I'm gonna' be insufferable.
August 10, 2024 at 7:58 PM
If I find out Tim Walz is
into early '90s industrial
I'm gonna' be insufferable.
into early '90s industrial
I'm gonna' be insufferable.
A desperate and bloated
ketchup addict in Florida is
feeling the Walz close in.
ketchup addict in Florida is
feeling the Walz close in.
August 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
A desperate and bloated
ketchup addict in Florida is
feeling the Walz close in.
ketchup addict in Florida is
feeling the Walz close in.
Tim Walz should campaign
by giving out hugs.
by giving out hugs.
August 8, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Tim Walz should campaign
by giving out hugs.
by giving out hugs.
You just know Tim Walz has some bangin' slow cooker recipes.
August 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
You just know Tim Walz has some bangin' slow cooker recipes.
In summation, I think that feeding hungry children is basically Stalinism.
August 7, 2024 at 6:32 AM
In summation, I think that feeding hungry children is basically Stalinism.
This is the hottest anyone has ever looked or can look, so we can all calm down, give up and relax.
August 7, 2024 at 6:27 AM
This is the hottest anyone has ever looked or can look, so we can all calm down, give up and relax.
They're trying to cancel Cannibal Corpse for writing lyrics that a band named Cannibal Corpse would write.
August 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
They're trying to cancel Cannibal Corpse for writing lyrics that a band named Cannibal Corpse would write.
If the VP pick isn't Cookie Monster I'm becoming Libertarian.
August 5, 2024 at 7:11 PM
If the VP pick isn't Cookie Monster I'm becoming Libertarian.